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trying to forget about her..

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Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!

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I think this is the funniest onion headline bar none

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at first I was thinking this was a bmw, but then I noticed they actually acknowledge turn signals so it can't possibly be one of those

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if AI ever learns to greetext we might be in trouble

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Confession: The letter “t” key on my laptop has been broken since 2024. From what my research tells me, they can’t fix individual keys on that model, and my laptop is no longer under a warranty, but it seems foolish to fork out over $900 for a new computer, so instead I’ve trained my brain to hit ctrl+v every time I want to hit “t.”

But sometimes I have to copy-paste something else besides “t,” which means I need a readily available place to copy the “t” from.

My first thought was to search “tiger” on Google, but if you can’t type the letter “t,” you just get search results about Bob Iger.

I realized words that end with “t” are easier for Google to autocomplete, so the first one I thought of was “crypt.” But wouldn’t you know, googling “cryp” takes to you to cryptocurrency results, and I REALLY don’t want my algorithm thinking I google that multiple times per week.

Then I remembered a cool place I went in London, called Cafe in the Crypt. It’s exactly what it sounds like and located below St. Martin-in-the-Fields Church. When I type in “Cafe in Cryp,” Google does indeed autocomplete it effectively! So I either keep that search result open in a tab or Google it every day.

So, that being said, if anyone works for St. Martin-in-the-Fields Church’s marketing department and has been utterly flummoxed by an IP address from Virginia that has googled their cafe hundreds of times over the past 6 months… that wasn’t a bot, that was me.

I am the Spiders Georg of Cafe in the Crypt.

Anyway, it’s a pretty cool place to check out if you’re ever in London. Just maybe not cool enough to Google it on a daily basis for months straight.

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good morning soft sad freaks on an unprofitable website

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She is me and i am her

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Oh okay :O

I was gonna ask what your dynamic with him would be life if it was a selfship because I'm genuinely curious

If you want a non trauma related HH ones I have Adam, Husk, and Zestial and I have a few helluva boss ones too

Adam and me is moron x moron

Husk and me is grumpy x goofy stoner

Zestial and me is very refined gentleman x loser gremlin

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Genuine question: is Valentino still an f/o of yours?

Sorta? Not a true f/o but a character I use for trauma processing (creating a fictional depiction of what happened to cope with trauma) so idc if anyone selfships with him but I do not want it to be considered a regular selfship or to be forced to interact with ships of him

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Having a high libido and an f/o that's pushing 50 is hilarious like I'm killing my husband I'm sucking his soul straight out

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Gays can f/o women, lesbians can f/o men and enbians can f/o non enbies-

Anyone can f/o anyone me thinks.