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HUNTER: idk proud ? you're straight and you still got a guy's phone number that's a pretty big achievement

HUNTER: as long as he's not cuter than me i am proud as well

HUNTER: but more importantly what's on that pizza? and can i have a slice if i ask nicely

SAWYER: i feel very accomplished what better way to spend a saturday than chatting up the pizza guy???

SAWYER: awe c'mon man you know i only have eyes for you

SAWYER: sausage of course and maaaybe if you are extra nice

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HALEY: aww a regular lorena bobbitt

HALEY: I mean I always knew you we're jealous but I just assumed it was bc of Hunter :// it all make sense

HALEY: sigh

SAWYER: well i mean hunter is mine, so.

SAWYER: it's unfair really my legs are much better than yours

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JULIETTA: that is what i'm talking about

JULIETTA: just be sure to get pineapple on at least one of the pizzas

SAWYER: ew

SAWYER: pineapple is NOT a topping okay

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VALENTINA: you're not that tall you piece of shit

VALENTINA: get over yourself please

VALENTINA: if you think im going to let you die that peacefully you are sadly mistaken

VALENTINA: and you are the king of the douchbags so?

SAWYER: i am a giant compared to you don't front

SAWYER: sorry i can't hear you from all the way up here

SAWYER: and you are the queen of the itty bitty titty committee

SAWYER: what else is new???

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JULIETTA: kick it up a notch, take it to the bedroom and get a lifetime supply of free pizza

JULIETTA: AND breadsticks - it's a win-win

SAWYER: i will gladly pimp myself out for pizza

SAWYER: it is my one true love after all

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VALENTINA: hey kid i think you were just looking into a mirror though

VALENTINA: your blood on my shirt when i kill you won't come out in the wash though

VALENTINA: I CARE YOU SWINE I FUCKIGN CARE

SAWYER: nah this troll was like two feet tall def you

SAWYER: if you think you can get rid of me that easily you are sadly mistaken

SAWYER: you are a disgrace wow

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JULIETTA: feel lucky

JULIETTA: a pizza guy has NEVER hit on me before

JULIETTA: you best be taking advantage of that - get them free pizzas galore

SAWYER: maybe i'll take him out

SAWYER: and we can get some free breadsticks up in here

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VALENTINA: have you seen urself ur fugly

VALENTINA: if the fate of humanity rested on me fucking you i would let humans die out

VALENTINA: i would shoot myself in the face before fucking you

VALENTINA: if you're going to quote the grinch do it right you uncultured swine

VALENTINA: it's a thirty-nine and a half foot pole

SAWYER: you know i legit mistook you for a troll yesterday

SAWYER: it all comes out in the wash VAL

SAWYER: sex is overrated anyway

SAWYER: who cares how fucking long the pole is

SAWYER: the sentiment is still the same

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HALEY: idk sawyer maybe she has a threesome kink

HALEY: why do you hate me? my quads are sore af today :(

SAWYER: or she could cut my balls off

SAWYER: you never know

SAWYER: bc you look way better in a cheer skirt than i do obvs

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HALEY: awww are you going to call him? xx

HALEY: also I'm sooo hungry bring me some

SAWYER: i'm sure dora would love that

SAWYER: i mean he was attractive tho for a dude that is

SAWYER: get off your ass and come get some

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VALENTINA: ew whO THE FUCK WOULD HIT ON YOU

VALENTINA: was the poor thing blind?????

VALENTINA: you should have let him fuck you in the ass

VALENTINA: with a rusty chainsaw pls

SAWYER: excuse me i am a very attractive man

SAWYER: just shut the hell up and admit you'd fuck me already

SAWYER: at least someone WANTS to fuck me

SAWYER: no one would touch you with a ten foot pole

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SAWYER: the pizza guy just hit on me

SAWYER: i am not sure how to feel about this

SAWYER: but on the bright side i got free pizza

SAWYER: and a phone number

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valentina: delete yourself from this fucking planet please

valentina: u r not recognizing true comedy

sawyer: that would be a disservice considering i am practically jesus

sawyer: you wouldn't know true comedy if it round kicked you in the face

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valentina: i put my fist in your face

valentina: i put my foot up your ass

valentina: im going you strangle you any chance i can

valentina: you do the hokey pokey and you dive into a ditch thats what it's all about

sawyer: what are you doing with your life

sawyer: delete my number immediately