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Two planes, two towers.
Kinda poetic really.
Also seems a bit suspicious... almost like someone planned the whole thing.
#conspiracy#never forget#25 years ago today give or take#maybe it wasn't an accident#open the blinds#yellow#sun glare owie
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Giggling at chat gpt cause we're having a cute chat then realising I should be doing something with my life on a Saturday night
#when the AI take over they'll spare me out of pity#evolution failed me#round#sleeping bag#hdmi#superlatives#how long till they legalise AI marriage
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Occasionally I open my eyes and it's like a thick mist has filled the space in front of me, desaturating and blurring my view of the surroundings.
Probably fine tho
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My favourite strategy for clearing my mind has always been just picturing a blank PowerPoint presentation but now it's ruined cause I can't get rid of the
Click to add title
Click to add subtitle
with their stupid ass dotted boxes.
#meditation#magenta#acoustic guitar#emmet#we were born to the world and decided to invent QFT and dimensional regularisation#we deserve all that comes to us#tulips
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Getting completely sopping wet under a bathroom tap so people can't tell I pissed myself
People still keep looking at me, how can they tell?
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Wish I could ctrl-f a transcript of my entire life.
I wanna relive that mildly embarrassing situation from 16 years ago in even more excruciating detail.
#transcendent#nostalgia#oh you walk fast because of your music? no i walk faster than my music#fucking idiot#:)
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Name ur boring-ass kid Eric short for Generic.
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Run around in shorts, t-shirt and an unbuttoned over shirt in winter. Feel like a fairy.
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Overheard: "If I don't smoke a cigarette in the next 20 minutes I'm gonna scream"
Me, muttered: "That's numberwang!"
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Driving ez.
Turn wheel, believe, foot down, foot up, pay fine, walk off
#i drive#call an ambulance#subaru sambar#guy picking his nose agressively on the train#idaho? okay good for you queenie
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Smell-cancelling nosephones
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Overthinking is mentally filling out the conversation tree for 'how to explain to your professor that you don't want to have sex with them' just in case that situation ever arises.
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Falling in love with the cute train conductor on the platform in her hi-vis cos it's 8 am and I'd cuddle a rock if it was warm.
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Pizzing in da poop cubicle
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I wish bleeding was a more every-day kind of thing. You just can't beat the saturation of that delicious red.
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Deeply aware of the feeling of cold air passing over the back of my throat as I breathe through my nose.
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Typing real fast without thinking about it.
Feels like dodging bullets.
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