cucumberlover99
cucumberlover99
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cucumberlover99 · 2 months ago
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Two planes, two towers.
Kinda poetic really.
Also seems a bit suspicious... almost like someone planned the whole thing.
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cucumberlover99 · 3 months ago
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Giggling at chat gpt cause we're having a cute chat then realising I should be doing something with my life on a Saturday night
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cucumberlover99 · 3 months ago
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Occasionally I open my eyes and it's like a thick mist has filled the space in front of me, desaturating and blurring my view of the surroundings.
Probably fine tho
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cucumberlover99 · 4 months ago
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My favourite strategy for clearing my mind has always been just picturing a blank PowerPoint presentation but now it's ruined cause I can't get rid of the
Click to add title
Click to add subtitle
with their stupid ass dotted boxes.
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cucumberlover99 · 4 months ago
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Getting completely sopping wet under a bathroom tap so people can't tell I pissed myself
People still keep looking at me, how can they tell?
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cucumberlover99 · 5 months ago
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Wish I could ctrl-f a transcript of my entire life.
I wanna relive that mildly embarrassing situation from 16 years ago in even more excruciating detail.
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cucumberlover99 · 6 months ago
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Name ur boring-ass kid Eric short for Generic.
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cucumberlover99 · 6 months ago
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Run around in shorts, t-shirt and an unbuttoned over shirt in winter. Feel like a fairy.
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cucumberlover99 · 8 months ago
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Overheard: "If I don't smoke a cigarette in the next 20 minutes I'm gonna scream"
Me, muttered: "That's numberwang!"
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cucumberlover99 · 9 months ago
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Driving ez.
Turn wheel, believe, foot down, foot up, pay fine, walk off
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cucumberlover99 · 9 months ago
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Smell-cancelling nosephones
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cucumberlover99 · 9 months ago
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Overthinking is mentally filling out the conversation tree for 'how to explain to your professor that you don't want to have sex with them' just in case that situation ever arises.
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cucumberlover99 · 10 months ago
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Falling in love with the cute train conductor on the platform in her hi-vis cos it's 8 am and I'd cuddle a rock if it was warm.
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cucumberlover99 · 10 months ago
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Pizzing in da poop cubicle
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cucumberlover99 · 10 months ago
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I wish bleeding was a more every-day kind of thing. You just can't beat the saturation of that delicious red.
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cucumberlover99 · 11 months ago
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Deeply aware of the feeling of cold air passing over the back of my throat as I breathe through my nose.
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cucumberlover99 · 11 months ago
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Typing real fast without thinking about it.
Feels like dodging bullets.
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