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ms paint

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Spy Glados!!

There's gonna be one for Atlas & P-body as well, but most likely after i finish the ones for TF2 characters in Portal 2

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Murphy's Cookie law

Back in my day, I didn't have Shadowsugar. I had Licofait

Licorice Cookie and Parfait Cookie are actually two of my favorite cookies and have been since 2021... Alongside Golden Cheese cookie and maybe a few others, and maybe like.. 50 others.. maybe a little all of them...

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There’s two ends of the horror spectrum

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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in portal, glados forces you to form an attachment to the companion cube, then incinerate it

shortly thereafter, she tries to incinerate you

which could mean nothing

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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.

I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.

On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."

Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.

And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."

I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)

this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad

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Been busy with college.

Have some doodles.

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Miitopia truly has no limits

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whipped this shit out cuz i cant stop thinkin about blu sniper, aroallo blu sniper yeah

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who this healing fridge think he is?🙄

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uuuuhhhh tf2 headcannons go 🫵

not sure if this is a headcannon but I wholeheartedly believe medic loves the other mercs. not for their actual personalities but just because there is something severely wrong with all of them

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⚡ BATTLE MEDICS ⚡

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In 2021, I posted some humanizations of various dhmis characters, made for an askblog that never was. They are, for a lack of a better term, kind of bad.

Four years and what feels like a lifetime later, I've come back to them again - and now, they're better.

Happy DHMIS Day everyone, and have a wonderful June 19th!

Major shout out to my partner @birdsandnonsense and my best friend @aboringredmop for giving crit through this whole process! Love you both.