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Hedwig/Angela fanart

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why is there a ps1 horror asset in my fridge

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for anyone in the UK, needing to access discord and unable or unwilling to provide an ID:

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having pet stick bugs is fun because every so often i will hear the distinct sound of several stick bug falling and ill go to check on them and find them all in a pile on the ground of their enclosure and i have to figure out if theyve just decided that its floor time now or if they kept mistaking each other for actual sticks again and bundled together the ceiling until gravity got the best of them.

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Original creator: @lilouruel

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that one calvin's dad format everyone liked using actually directly applies to traditional roguelikes, because literally everything is either nethack or angband specifically

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All famines are man-made.

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if she-ra was good adora would have had a 4 incher and catra would have had a perma-soft 7.5 incher, like kikuri hiroi

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Losing my mind over this

"In September, we will recognize Palestine"

People are dying!!!

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when the cock is bigger than your entire body!!☝️

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every single fight scene in umineko looks like this

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when you're losing an argument with a guy but notice he keeps referring to his family in present tense

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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

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you say to me here is a woman. she's insane and irreparably broken and probably a danger to herself and others. and i say yay yippee woohoo! and things of this nature