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[curhinlupez]

HEY SNATCHERMALES, I’M BACK

Sorry I have been gone for so long. Me and bros were working on a very special project!

SNATCHERMALE BOOTCAMP

That’s right, I have opened a program in which YOU can join and train to become a HIGH VALUE SNATCHERMALE. Just like me.

We have your favorite guest star SnatcherMales such as:

Matthew Patel

Sabastian

Snatcher

And finally… myself…

Curhin Lupez

Are you worrying that your newborn will grow up to be a pathetic Minion Male?

No worries!

We are offering a program in which you can train your pathetic little brat to become a HIGH VALUE SNATCHERMALE!

What are you waiting for??? Don’t miss your chance to join the SnatcherMale Bootcamp and become a

TRUE

HIGHER VALUE

SNATCHERMALE!!!

SnatcherMaleQuote of the Day:

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HOW I BECAME A HIGH VALUE SNATCHER MALE

It was oneday at college. It was Friday, the final day at college.

I was walking to college until Lucas Lee, my bully, and his friends came to make fun of how skinny I was.

It was no fun, I had no friends in school, and I was just trying to get passed the school day.

They called me a “skinny loser” and all the other kids laughed aswell, Lucas Lee also stole all my lunch money.

I was about to cry like a little baby, until…

A DEMON APPEARED AND WAS GONNA INSLAVE US ALL.

EVERYONE WAS FRIGHTENED AND RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES.

Lucas Lee, as always, bullied the demon, called him a dork, and took all his lunch money.

It only made the demon more angry…

To punish us for our rudeness, the demon teleported us to his lair and was gonna make us jump into the lava so we die.

I never felt so demasculated…

But when all hope was lost…

Snatcher rescued me and took me to a nearby cave.

He seen the protential in me to a high value Snatcher Male, and gave me Snatcher powers to fight the demon.

After that, I confronted the demon and made him sign my contract.

I stole his soul.

My bullies were really impressed of how cool I was and that I was no longer skinny and they all gave me their souls.

Lucas’ bullying was ruthless, but if he never bullied me, I would have never became the high value Snatcher Male I am today. I am grateful he angered that demon for it to try to kill us.

So moral of the story, let your bullies bully you, it’s fun and healthy.

(Sorry, no Snatcher Male Quote of the day today either… After we reset time, Matthew was reseted back into hostage in Mafia Town so I need to get on that case. Also I was able to defeat Gideon and my ex girlfriend, they won’t be coming to Subcon Forest ever again. Anyways, I need to go resave Matthew and recrown him ruler of Mafia Town.)

[curhinlupez]

I AM NOT A MINION MALE!!!

I AM NOT A PATHETIC LITTLE RAT!!!

(TEARS STREAMING OUT OF EYES)

I AM NOT!!!

I AM A HIGH VALUE SNATCHER MALE!!!

NOW SHUT UP!!!

GIDEON STOLE MY GIRL: A RANT

I just got home from vacation and then I see THIS BULLSHIT

I leave my girlfriend alone for 2 minutes, AND THEN SHE’S OFF GOING WITH ANOTHER MAN!

I FUCKING HATE THEM BOTH

I use to think Gideon was a loser, and we became friends. But what does he do???

Oh, HE FUCKING STEALS MY GIRL FROM ME AND BUILDS A MALL ON TOP OF SUBCON FOREST.

And my girlfriend,

Yeah, Darkmedolie was right, I shoulda fucking dumped her.

SHE A FUCKING MANIPULATIVE SLY SNAKE.

SHE WAS ONLY USING ME TO MAKE HERSELF LOOK BETTER, SHE MADE ME LOOK LIKE SUCH A FRICKING MINION MALE.

NEVER EVER DATE A EMPRESS FEMALE, ALL THEY WANT IS CLOUT, MONEY, AND A PATHETIC MINION MALE TO DOG AROUND.

Oh yeah and also Gideon built a mall on Subcon Forest.

And like, it isn’t even that good.

I freaking tried to get a Fanta at the food court and they said I couldn’t have it and I needed to “pay” for it or whatever the hell that means.

AND NOT ONLY DID GIDEON DO ALL THAT

Gideon also thought it would be REAL FUNNY to BURN DOWN MY HOUSE AND DEFEAT MY SOULLESS SERVENTS

That FUCKING BITCH, does he know what I have in that house???

My laptop

My adult drinks

And most importantly…

MY SNATCHER BODY PILLOW!!!

Fucking son of a bitch I tell ya

(At least my cat is fine)

Anyways,

We stole this timepiece from some random little girl.

Time to reset Subcon Forest and delete all the bullshit Gideon and The Empress has committed.

Ow.

(Oh, also Matthew came along to visit Subcon Forest one last time before he fully takes duty of Mafia Town. It’s kinda sad how he has to come home to this mess.)

There’s gonna be no SnatcherMaleQuote of the day because we’re all too freaking pissed off.

[curhinlupez]

GIDEON STOLE MY GIRL: A RANT

I just got home from vacation and then I see THIS BULLSHIT

I leave my girlfriend alone for 2 minutes, AND THEN SHE’S OFF GOING WITH ANOTHER MAN!

I FUCKING HATE THEM BOTH

I use to think Gideon was a loser, and we became friends. But what does he do???

Oh, HE FUCKING STEALS MY GIRL FROM ME AND BUILDS A MALL ON TOP OF SUBCON FOREST.

And my girlfriend,

Yeah, Darkmedolie was right, I shoulda fucking dumped her.

SHE A FUCKING MANIPULATIVE SLY SNAKE.

SHE WAS ONLY USING ME TO MAKE HERSELF LOOK BETTER, SHE MADE ME LOOK LIKE SUCH A FRICKING MINION MALE.

NEVER EVER DATE A EMPRESS FEMALE, ALL THEY WANT IS CLOUT, MONEY, AND A PATHETIC MINION MALE TO DOG AROUND.

Oh yeah and also Gideon built a mall on Subcon Forest.

And like, it isn’t even that good.

I freaking tried to get a Fanta at the food court and they said I couldn’t have it and I needed to “pay” for it or whatever the hell that means.

AND NOT ONLY DID GIDEON DO ALL THAT

Gideon also thought it would be REAL FUNNY to BURN DOWN MY HOUSE AND DEFEAT MY SOULLESS SERVENTS

That FUCKING BITCH, does he know what I have in that house???

My laptop

My adult drinks

And most importantly…

MY SNATCHER BODY PILLOW!!!

Fucking son of a bitch I tell ya

(At least my cat is fine)

Anyways,

We stole this timepiece from some random little girl.

Time to reset Subcon Forest and delete all the bullshit Gideon and The Empress has committed.

Ow.

(Oh, also Matthew came along to visit Subcon Forest one last time before he fully takes duty of Mafia Town. It’s kinda sad how he has to come home to this mess.)

There’s gonna be no SnatcherMaleQuote of the day because we’re all too freaking pissed off.

[curhinlupez]

HEY GUYS, I’M BACK FROM VACATION

I am finally back to posting, and oh boy, my vacation was wild!

So it all began when I was busy in Subcon Forest, soulmaxxing and shadowmaxxing with my bro Snatcher like we always do.

Until my girlfriend and Gideon Graves came up and surprised us with a gift card for Waffle House.

I was hyped to go to Waffle House, but the closest and only Waffle House on the planet was in Mafia Town.

So me and Snatcher packed our things to take a trip to Mafia Town.

Sadly, my hot cat girlfriend couldn’t come, she said she was busy hanging out with Gideon.

And so, we got to Mafia Town.

It’s a pretty town, but what I loved most about it was that everyone was SO stupid, so I could make them sign my contracts with NO QUESTIONS.

I got like 24 soulless servants by the time I left.

But not everyone signed my contracts…

There was this woke brat who denied signing my not very sketchy contract.

Like, who does this little brat think she is? What makes she think she can talk back at the High Value Snatcher Males???

Schools with their woke ass stranger danger videos have such a tight hold on today’s youth, it isn’t even funny.

I mean like, I hate those woke ass stranger danger videos SO MUCH. Schools think they’re so “progressive” with their stupid ass “street smart” videos and classes. Kidnapping would be so much freaking easier without them, but some dushbag thought it would be REALLY GOD DAWM FUNNY if we tought kids about staying away from strangers. Like I hate this shit SO MUCH, SO SO VERY MUCH.

But one good thing that came out of this bitch, is that she mentioned someone that sounded like my good Snatcher pilled emo friend, Matthew Patel, and said he was being held hostage by the Mafia.

We were thinking about killing her with our Snatcher Male Powers, but after she told us that information, we let the wretch live.

After chatting with that woke beta minion female, we headed to The Mafia HQ, where they were holding our emo High Value Snatcher Male friend. While at the headquarters, we stole everyone’s souls who was there.

Matthew could hang in there. He could possibly be being tortured or killed, but he could possibly suck it up buttercup for a bit.

I mean, Snatcher was tortured and killed, but he turned out fine.

Also, the brat we were talking to was there, but she was cheering me on, so it was all good.

After 30 minutes of stealing souls, we finally get to the Mafia Boss, who was sentencing our Shadowmaxxing Soulmaxxing expert friend with mystical powers to death.

But we stopped him in his tracks.

He starting rambling about some bullshit about money, and being payed, and probably some confusing shit about the economy, and transactions, and Gideon Graves, and shit like that. But I wasn’t listening, I don’t know how the economy works or how money works.

I dropped out of high school to be a full time professional High Value Snatcher Male, of course I don’t know how money works. And like, what does money, the economy, and Gideon Graves have to do with Matthew Patel??? What’s all this talk about Gideon Graves participating in the economy by paying The Mafia Boss a good amount of money to kidnap Matthew??? Huh??? Why does he need the money??? Is this like some kind of math problem???

I WANT TO SAVE MATTHEW PATEL, NOT BE FUCKING LEATURED TO ABOUT THE ECONOMY

This is why I live in the woods.

So anyways, we destroyed the Mafia Boss.

Matthew remembered he had mystical powers and could untie himself very easily.

Once we have defeated the Mafia Boss, we crowned Matthew the new ruler of Mafia Town. With Matthew now in charge, he vowed to rule over his new kingdom with an iron fist and to make it a better place. And to show gratitude to the mustached girl, we have bestowed upon her to be vice minister.

You know, mustache girl isn’t as woke and minion male as I thought she would be. I thought she would be all into stranger danger and being street smart, and yeah, she kinda is, but really, she’s just a pretty cool kid. She isn’t too woke, I was just angry she wouldn’t sign my obviously sketchy contract. So to show my appreciation towards her cheering me on while I steal everyone’s souls, I will grant her the title as a Jr. Snatcher Female. She has great protential to become a first ever High Value Snatcher Female one day.

After all of that, we finally went to Waffle House and ate a lot of bacon.

Man, this was a long post..

SnatcherMaleQuote of the Day:

(MATTHEW IS BACK TO DAILY SNATCHERMALEQUOTES, LETS GO!!!)

[curhinlupez]

Fire spirits to soothe my soul

Bonus no text

[curhinlupez]

Hey Snatcher Males, it’s your boy, Curhin Lupez.

I’m here to inform you that I’m gonna be taking a break from blogging. After attempting to post everyday, I have run into burnout and so, will not be blogging in a while.

Making daily Snatcher Male quotes and sharing Snatcher wisdom isn’t as easy as it looks.

Snatcher Male Quote of the Day:

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that jigsaw meme

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Y E S

And also with the other adults (I know I missed some but shhhh...-)

[curhinlupez]

Tour Of My House

Time to see how a real high value Snatcher Male house looks like

Here you can see my house,

Obviously,

And you can also see my soulless servants.

Their job is to guard my house if the police ever show up.

Here’s my room:

Everything a Snatcher Male would ever need.

My laptop,

My alcohol,

My bacon,

And my cat,

That’s it!

Nothing else!

Anyways…

So my room,

Pretty cool, huh?

Also I went on a romantic date with my girlfriend yesterday, it was so romantic!

Snatcher Male quote of the day:

[curhinlupez]

i think you have earned a place on the list of my favorite tumblr people keep shadowmaxxing rat

YOOOO THANKS BRO!!!

Make sure to keep on that Snatcher Male grind!

[curhinlupez]

Sir, accepting your feelings for him,

It's probably the most giga Chad alpha Snatcher male move to do!!

What will you say to Empress tho now? (She's probably gonna send people after you, i hope you run fast.)

Didn’t you read my last post!?

Me and The Empress are so happy together!!!

Isn’t it so obvious from my post about it?

I have 0 feelings for Snatcher!

I do not have feelings for Snatcher!

NONE AT ALL!!!

Anyways, I’m gonna go on a great date with The Empress and continue being so happy with her.

[curhinlupez]

Snatcher: I have your heart now.

[curhinlupez]

Me and My New Girlfriend

We are so happy together!!! Look at how happy we are! The Empress loves how much of a high value Snatcher Male I am!

See, @darkmedolie, I am definitely not into Snatcher. See? Look at how happy me and The Empress are to be together in our presence in this picture.

Please, please don’t think I’m into Snatcher anymore, please!

SnatcherMaleQuote of the Day:

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missed my wife (again)

close-up under cut:

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Snatcher Male Guide Part #4: Soul Snatching

It is finally time for what you all have been waiting for,

How to snatch souls

In today’s modern society, the Snatcher Male mindset is greatly looked down upon. The opposers pass these stupid laws such as “no murder”, “no stealing”, and “no abducting children” that prevent us Snatcher Males from being Snatcher Males. Along with that, modern schools try to indoctrinate today’s kids with the woke agenda. They teach them woke shit about “stranger danger” and how you should never get into a stranger’s car, which makes it WAY HARDER for me to collect children’s souls. I tried to steal a kid’s soul last week, but when I approached them politely, they ran away screaming. I tell ya, these schools control these kids like they’re puppets, WHEN I SHOULD BE DOING THAT.

To say that today’s society is pecked up.

But no worries, because I’m gonna show you how to fight back by showing YOU how YOU can snatch souls.

So first thing is,

What are the best victims?

The best victims are:

Sad and depressed people

Naive and stupid people

Children

When stealing souls, you can’t just steal them willy milly. You gotta make them sign a contract or make some kind of deal with you.

I am a car salesman and I make my victims sign illegally binding contracts to their cars. I keep all the details about souls and labor hidden away in the fine print. If someone is clever enough to find out my motives, I use my snatcher powers to kill them so they don’t go snitching on me.

And when they sign your contract, you can now steal their soul.

To steal your victim’s soul, focus on your energy on your Snatcher powers, then suck their soul out of their body.

Now that you have a soulless servent, you can make them do whatever you want them to do. You can make them do all your chores.

Snatcher Male Quote of the Day:

(Since Matthew died, I was able to find this guy who was wondering through Subcon Forest.)

(I don’t think I like him…)

[curhinlupez]

sir you sound like somoene who is into snatcher ~

(nice snatcher pin btw)

Um, no!

No I’m not!

You can’t prove it!

What’s makes you think I’m into Snatcher!?