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Had a dream I was playing an indie game about a 1950’s housewife trying to kill her husband.

The objective of the game was to kill him without A) alerting the husband, B) getting caught by your busybody neighbor, or C) accidentally killing your kids/have them walk in on you murdering their dad. 

The first level was that you had to slip poison into his food or drink, since that was subtle and easy enough. But I think as the levels progressed, the murder attempts got more…gruesome and difficult to hide. I remember using garden sheers at one point.

And the game had a 1950s advert style to it, kind of how Bendy and the Ink Machine is stylized

^ kind of like that

Anyway I’m calling it Desperate Housewife and if anyone wants to actually make that game gimme some credit lmao

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my laptop died again :^(

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hey! bi people’s terms need more recognition!

doe: fem bi girl

stag: masc bi girl

tomcat: androgynous bi girl

mage: fem bi boy

knight: masc bi boy

druid: androgynous bi boy

dove: fem nonbinary bi

crow: masc nonbinary bi

pigeon: androgynous nonbinary bi

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oh mother, tell your children not to walk my way

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“slur” im SCREAMING

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what if i stuffed your corpse into a cabinet arcade game and subsequently reanimated you.... haha... just kidding..... unless?

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MCU (Minecraft Cinematic Universe)

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Is that what i think it is is that font what i think it is do y'all think I'm thinking the right thing to think that is

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i was bored so i decided to redraw the first drawing i ever posted on tumblr

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here is my page for @homestuckredraw this is page 143 :D

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B)

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time capsule

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Döödle

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IM obsessed with the idea of earth c tabloids

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homestuck au where everything is the same but jasprosesprite looks like this

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ITS A NATIONAL HOLIDAY