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Canon Ogerpon 🤝 Miitopia Ogerpon

Stupidly powerful

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New crackship: Jimipon

(Matt Rose voice: Miitopia made me ship my cat with a fictional fucking ogre 💀)

Jimipon started as a joke but the two are inseparable now, they always check on each other, and Jimi activated Resurgence the first time Ogerpon fell in a battle when their friendship level was 20 or above.

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Funniest pic I've taken

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silly/cute miitopia ogerpon screenshots :)

half of them include shrek as well

OMG HAHAHA THESE ARE AWESOME I LOVE EM 🥹💖💖💖💖

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Silver asks the Energetic Miis an innocent question and it gets awkward fast.

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Espurr: Thoughts intrusive

Mettaton: Ass protrusive

Jimi: Trans inclusive

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My Miitopia crew lmao

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Incorrect Miitopia Playthrough 5 Quotes Megadump: Ogerpon Edition, because she's so cute and silly and I'm going through my Kieran arc :3

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Mettaton: Oh, you can be the boom operator!

Espurr: I thought Ogerpon was the boom operator.

Ogerpon: DID SOMEONE SAY BOOM?!

(She creates an explosion that sets the King of Greenhorne on fire)

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(Jimi and Ogerpon level up their friendship surprisingly fast, and Jimi mentions love confessions)

Iggy: Yo, what the fuck, is this allowed?

(i can't believe the game ships my cat with a pokémon lmao)

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Doctor: So you're here because your friend is sick?

Ogerpon: Yep...

(Lancer does a kickflip on a light-up skateboard)

Doctor: Please don't waste my time.

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Charles: Please calm down.

Ogerpon: But I ordered two large fries...

(She dumps the contents of the fry bags onto the table)

Ogerpon: ...and they gave me a hundred fuckin' little ones!

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Charlene: What's with this sassy, lost child?

Ogerpon: I'm not a child!

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Ogerpon: Jello, more like hello.

(She slurps up a jello cube and accidentally inhales it)

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Ogerpon: I'm going to fucking MURDER whoever got me sick.

Jimi: I think it was me. I'm sorry.

Ogerpon: I forgive you.

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Ogerpon: I bet I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth.

Indigo: You're a hazard to society.

Charlene: And a coward. Do 20.

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Espurr: Lesbians. What is your wisdom?

Rika: World cold and hard. Titty soft and warm.

Miku: Girl hot.

Ogerpon: Watch Naruto.

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Ogerpon: What're your adjectives?

Amy: You mean my pronouns?

Ogerpon: I already know those, I'm asking for your adjectives!

Amy: I don't know, what are yours?

Ogerpon: Noisy and chaotic!

Amy: How did that go from making no sense to making perfect sense so fast?

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Maynard: What if you could change your mind, Darker Lord?

(The Darker Lord steals a random person's face)

Ogerpon: I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, Maynard.

Maynard: Damn...

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Iggy: Smaller creatures are angrier because they're compressed. Examples?

Indigo: Wasps.

Roll: Apple jellies.

Ogerpon: Chihuahuas.

Charlene: Ogerpon.

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Ogerpon: I love being vegan. I just stand in the sun for a few minutes and I'm already full. Thanks, photosynthesis!

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Mettaton: I wish trees produced something useful like wi-fi.

Ogerpon: Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe.

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(Ogerpon got poisoned and is steadily losing HP. Shrek is carrying her on his back when someone stops him)

Shrek: Hurry up. Ogerpon's getting pale.

Ogerpon: (cough) But I like pails!

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TBH (they/them): Can I have your pronouns?

Ogerpon (she/her): She/her.

TBH (she/her): Thanks!

Ogerpon (-/-): Wait!

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Lancer: Hey, what time is it?

Ogerpon: I dunno, let me check.

(She plays the trumpet, and she plays it badly)

Charlene: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE TRUMPET AT 2 IN THE MORNING?!

Ogerpon: It's 2 am.

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Iggy: What's your favorite Pokémon?

Ogerpon: Look me in the eyes and take a wild fucking guess.

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Charles: When I was younger, my sister tricked me into thinking the paper strips in Hershey's kisses were edible.

Ogerpon: They are!

Charles: Really?

Charlene: Why would you fall for it twice?

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(Ogerpon coughs up a bunch of blood)

Ogerpon: I know this looks bad but you don't have to worry. It's not my blood.

Indigo: That's a relief.

Indigo: Wait, what?

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Espurr: Oh no, the power went out!

Lancer: Don't worry, I got this.

(Lancer shakes rapidly)

Espurr: Wh-

(Lancer glows)

Lancer: I ate a glowstick!

Espurr: ...

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Ogerpon: Change is inedible.

TBH: You mean inevitable?

(Ogerpon coughs up a bunch of coins)

Ogerpon: No.

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Mettaton: It's not a thirst trap it's a normal picture of me I just happen to be very sexy and gorgeous

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Charles: We call that a traumatic experience.

Charles, turning to Ogerpon: Not a "bruh moment."

Charles, turning to Charlene: Not "rip."

Charles, turning to Indigo: Not a "failed oversight on my part".

Charles, turning to Shrek: Not an "omen of destiny".

Charles, turning to Mettaton: Not a "failed mission".

Charles, turning to Lancer: Not a "display of weakness to the royal bloodline."

Charles, turning to Miku: Not a "whoopsie daisies".

Charles, turning to Rika: Not a "day without a paycheck".

Charles, turning to Iggy: And definitely not an "oof lmao".

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(Charlene is in the same room as a sick Mii)

Charlene: I hope you get better soon, mostly because your coughing is driving me insane.

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Mettaton: Bite my shiny metal ass!

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Indigo: I have a problem...

Ogerpon: Kill it :3

Indigo: Can you chill for like three seconds?

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Maynard: Without ugly, there wouldn't be any beauty.

Charlene: Thank you for your sacrifice, Shrek.