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there's been plenty of pushback against youtube's plan to age-check users by using an AI to analyze everyone's watching habits, but amidst that, i spotted this playlist circulating among some teens:

(picture is a reconstruction to protect the kids identity)

interesting! they're trying to trick the AI by watching videos that have a primarily adult viewer demographic? well im a curious fella so naturally i have to take a look-see, and

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Guys all your f/os told me they love you so so so much it's true they whispered it in my ear but like they were a little flustered about it so don't tell them I snitched

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People act like I'm just being an asshole but man the whole reason I'm so anal about hating gambling mechanics is because I've been down that road and lost a ton of money on games I just stopped playing eventually anyway and it SUCKS and the more you learn about dark pattern design the more you realize that this entire corner of the game industry is just fully focused on screwing vulnerable people out of their money and it's just evil, plain and simple. What do you want from me?? To promote this shit like every other streamer after knowing all that??? I will NOT be complicit in this shit. I'm gonna talk about how bad it is!!! You think that makes me an asshole?????

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This is cinema actually

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Skipping the ad isn’t enough I need the liberty mutual guy to be sentenced to the chamber of eternal torment

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Just make it exist first, you can make it good later

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On Friendship.

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good morning to the following people and the following people ONLY:

rarepair content warriors

aspec objectums

ethical aquarium hobbyists

gas station employees

Yes Man yumeshippers

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luxxxxx my goat why must u glow……. so hard to draw……..

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i just want you to know that Axl the tarantula from Home Alone was played by a male T named Barry who was treated very well by his keeper on set, and he did not get scared of Daniel Stern screaming because they added the sound in post :)

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complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

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Always the writer, never the reader.

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forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

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😂❤️

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*looks left* *looks right* if anyone's seeing this uh hi. you will not be a bother, hmu, no hesitation

And it turns out they both had Idontwannabeabother-itus

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my entire body hurts i'm sobbing so bad over this holy shit