My name is Curt and I’m a certified janitorTWENTY TWO YEARS OF AGE
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Chemical spill in the gift shop
Noxious fumes filling the air everywhere- luckily I can hold my breath long enough but a warning for those with breathing aids beware. I saw a dude snatch a man’s in depravity.
Vacuuming the air as I type.

#house md#curtkauben#janitor#curt kauben the janitor#noxious fumes#asthma#manslaughter#cleaning af i tptpe#I saw House frenching a donut#I’m hungry#dr house md#medical malpractice#huffing gas#huffing glue
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Cleaned some spilled pills off the ground
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curt we need to get drinks again. rachel (my ex-wife) kicked me out of the house.
-> @chris-taub
Yeah, I think I can, but I got a better idea than waiting for work to end. Since our shifts overlap, I can fill some water bottles with liquid and we can get two birds stoned at once!
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?are you and Tuab fucking?
Are you and Tuab fucking… what? I don’t think I can answer the question if you didn’t finish the sentence. But I can try -
?are you and Tuab fucking going on smoke breaks without me?
Wow, man, you got a sharp eye. How did you see me trail behind him like a lost forlorn puppy, looking to waste some time off the 9-5 ticker. Yeah, surprised you caught the fact I don’t even smoke either! Man, you crazy bastard. “Smoking with Taub” is just a coverup I use to get away from cleaning up puke. So much vomit, most of it from the staff. No, don’t even get me started on that. Now I’m in a bad mood. I’m gonna go smoke with Taub.

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And me 😘 had fun at the club last night, you sure know how to slam em! Alright. See you 6 AM as usual during grind time. Cheers.
taub and steve bffs 4ever
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