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THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL (1992) Dir. Brian Henson

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percy looking off to the side at annabeth right before he's about to sing the consensus song 'cause he's a twelve-year-old trying to see how the girl he likes is going to react to some dumb shit he's about to do yeah I see you man

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she’s probably sad you should send her a voice note telling her how much you love her in explicit detail

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imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc

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Percy Jackson episode 6 + text posts

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horny girls staying up way past their bedtime. scrolling through tumblr, getting off to the dirtiest things and wishing someone would just break into their room and fuck them to sleep. all while knowing they have to get up early for work or school

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OH SURE, HUMANS ALWAYS *CLAIM* IT'S A GOOD THING TO "SLEEP LIKE A BABY", BUT WHEN I BRING THEM DREAMS OF BEING ENCASED IN A DARK ROOM OF WET FLESH WITH ONLY THE GURGLE OF ORGANS AND THE DISTANT BUT CONSTANT THUD OF A HEARTBEAT TO KEEP THEM COMPANY, SUDDENLY *I'M* THE BAD GUY.

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2024 Witch's Calendar

January

11th: New Moon

25th: Full Moon (Cold Moon)

February

2nd: Imbolc

9th: New Moon

24th: Full Moon (Quickening Moon)

March

10th: New Moon

19th: Ostara / Spring Equinox

25th: Full Moon (Storm Moon) / Lunar Eclipse

April

1st: Mercury Retrograde

8th: New Moon / Solar Eclipse

22nd: Earth Day

23rd: Full Moon (Wind Moon)

25th: Mercury Direct

May

1st: Beltane/May Day

7th: New Moon

23rd: Full Moon (Flower Moon)

June

6th: New Moon

20th: Litha / Summer Solstice

21st: Full Moon (Strong Sun Moon)

July

2nd: New Moon

21st: Full Moon (Blessing Moon)

August

1st: Lammas/Lughnasadh

4th: New Moon

5th: Mercury Retrograde

19th: Full Moon (Corn Moon)

28th: Mercury Direct

September

2nd: New Moon

17th: Full Moon (Harvest Moon) / Lunar Eclipse

22nd: Mabon / Fall Equinox

October

2nd: New Moon / Solar Eclipse

17th: Full Moon (Blood Moon)

31st: Samhain

November

1st: New Moon

15th: Full Moon (Mourning Moon)

25th: Mercury Retrograde

December

1st: New Moon

15th: Full Moon (Long Nights Moon) / Mercury Direct

21st: Yule / Winter Solstice

30th: New Moon

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sure I have "problems" but a bagel would help. a bagel would help.

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if any of you could tell me why task manager thinks i have 13 firefoxes open at once that would be great

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Cute date idea

You suck his cock while he scrolls your Tumblr to see what depraved shit you're into now

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Do not turn on the sound

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#percy truly is a new yorker <3

(source by @maxiemumdamage)

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Legalised forced breeding.

Due to a drastic decline in the human population new legislation is passed, allowing any man to force himself on any woman who is registered as a "fertile". These women are anyone over the age of 18 who can produce children. They can be distinguished by their collars which have a small bell attached to attract attention 🔔

Many of these women opt to wear shorter skirts and often forego wearing underwear, as the men who force themselves on the fertile are rarely gentle and end up damaging any clothing which may inhibit penetration. Giving these men easy access is advisable.

It took a while for the practice to become normalised. During the first few months it was only the particularly depraved and sadistic who capitalised on the new opportunities. However, a gradual change in culture has rendered it strange not to help repopulation. Young men at Universities are peer pressured into raping their crushes who would be considered completely out of their league before.

When walking through the streets you can hear the grunts and moans from the alleyways where businessmen have found women they find particularly agreeable coming home from work, and have dragged them off the street for some semblance of privacy.

For the youngest and prettiest of girls it's not uncommon for it to take hours to get home, every few blocks feeling another man's hands grasp her arm and tug her towards him. These men are often as old as her own father, but once they begin she desperately pleads for them to finish quickly, her pussy painfully sore and leaking from the constant abuse.

Women tend to be safe in private spaces, once home there are still laws against trespassing and breaking and entering. But public transport is fair game.

Most places of employment have their own company policy on not using women while at work; but some things haven't changed, if someone fancies you, you're more likely to get a job, the only difference is now is when the bosses bene the rules there's a very likely chance you'll end up in his office standing before him wearing nothing but your collar 🔔

What do you think you'd wear? 👙

What time of day would you go out to do your shopping?

How would you take advantage of these new opportunities?

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We need billboards like this in every city.