none other than your fearless captain!! ⭐️ call me mist, or do not call me!! { ic blogstyle swap sans rp blog + selective f2f. written by sai. asks open!! }
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sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.
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never "look inside" yourself btw i just tried it and there was already someone in there looking back it was so awkward
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hypothetically "y'all" would have no choice in the matter, either!! 🤗
IDK ABOUT Y'ALL BUT I WOULD TRUST MIST WITH A GUN BIGGER THAN HE IS
I WOULD
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the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling
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he has no brains🧠 and 💭THINKS💭 with his bugly sickly eyes👁️
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showing up to work at costco wearing a t shirt that says KILL THE ENEMY and stone faced telling the manager that if our foes try anything tonight I will break them
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haha thats so funny [face gets gravely serious] but were you not a staunch and trusted ally i would have you executed for such a joke
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She's cute but she bites you when she wants attention.
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once you start saying yippee you can never go back
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ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal
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there is little in this whole wide world that one of those small baby oranges cannot fix!!
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propaganda I’m not falling for:
- people that disagree with me
- people that don’t like me
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i’m not calling you “sir”, you haven’t even been knighted, fucking poser
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*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon
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