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IN  ALL  THE  TIME  ELLIE  SPENT  ON  A  BUS  HERE  SHE  HADN'T  PREPARED  FOR  THIS.   She  thought  about  it  ,  every  day  she  thought  about  the  day  that  her  dad  was  allowed  to  be  around.         (  a  lot  more  recently  with  the  age  fast  approaching  where  she'd  be  expected  to  set  out  on  her  own.  )   But  the  entire  trip  out  to  find  Wade  ,  ┈┈  she  hadn't  thought  about  what  it  might  be  like  to  finally  find  him.   In  all  the  times  she  had  imagined  it  ..  she  always  imagined  it  being  a  little  more  ..  child  appropriate.

Ellie's  eyes  scanned  the  bar  ,  ┈┈  wide  eyes  moving  to  one  of  the  much  larger  occupants  of  the  bar  yelling  for  everyone  to  clear  out.   Even  more  impressive  than  the  BOOMING  voice  that  came  from  him  ,         (  was  the  way  that  just  about  everyone  seemed  to  take  the  hint  however  grumpily.  )   and  cleared  out  of  the  bar.   All  except  Weasel  ,  at  first.   For  someone  who  played  tough  from  the  moment  she  walked  in  ,  ┈┈  he  really  went  out  quick  like  a  sack  of  potatoes.   Big  ,  thick  curls  bounced  with  her  gasp  ,  before  following  with  her  body  facing  Buck  as  he  carried  the  bar's  owner  out  of  the  building.

You'd  think  that  the  daughter  of  Deadpool  would  be  pretty  immune  to  the  shock  of  seeing  violence  ,  ┈┈  well  you'd  be  dead  fuckin  wrong  to  think  that  was  true.   Turns  out  Preston's  goal  of  shielding  Ellie  from  a  violent  life  paid  off  for  the  most  part  with  this  one.         (  aside  from  the  kidnapping  when  she  was  very  young  which  also  ended  in  the  death  of  her  mother.  )     ┈┈    Ellie  lived  about  as  normal  a  life  as  any  American  kid  would  have.         (   even  funnier  when  you  thought  about  the  fact  that  she  was  mexican  and  canadian.  )   Don't  read  into  it.

With  the  bar  finally  empty  ,  ┈┈  she  looked  back  to  her  dad  just  in  time  for  him  to  address  one  of  the  elephants  in  the  room.   Of  course  he'd  want  a  hug  ,  and  she  wanted  that  just  as  bad.   But  she  hadn't  seen  him  in  nine  years.   She  was  still  a  kid  ,  who  came  all  the  way  out  here  alone.         (  wasn't  he  the  least  bit  concerned  that  something  was  WRONG?  )   That  didn't  mean  he  didn't  deserve  being  able  to  show  her  how  much  he  missed  her  ,  ┈┈  but  it  did  remind  her  of  some  of  the  reasons  Preston  brought  of  as  to  why  they  wouldn't  label  him  a  responsible  parent.

Never  the  less  ,  she  nodded.   “  Oh  yeah.   All  these  years  of  work  and  I  forget  my  manners.  ”   She  regretted  those  words  the  second  she  uttered  them.         (  good  job!   he's  gonna  think  this  is  all  pleasantries.  )   Ellie  shook  the  thoughts  from  her  head  ,  ┈┈  crossing  over  to  the  table  he  set  up  for  them  and  dropping  her  backpack  on  the  floor  next  to  it.   Straightening  up  and  throwing  some  this  curls  back  over  her  shoulder  and  out  of  the  way.

There  was  a  pause  ,  ┈┈  longer  than  she  would  have  wanted  it  to  be  to  save  the  awkwardness.   Maybe  it  was  the  long  bus  ride  ,  maybe  it  was  her  worry  about  Preston.         (  or  maybe  it  was  all  that  on  top  of  the  fact  that  he  was  still  dressed  head  to  toe  in  deadpool.  )   Come  on  Ellie  hug  your  Dad  you  came  all  this  way!   After  that  pause  ,  a  good  few  seconds  worth  ,  she  threw  her  much  small  arms  around  him  for  that  hug  he'd  been  mentioning.   Good  thing  too  ,  ┈┈  considering  she'd  been  holding  in  her  worry  about  the  only  constant  family  she  had  known  the  whole  way  here.         (  this  was  the  first  time  she  thought  that  things  might  just  be  okay.  )

“  It's  good  t'see  ya  Daddy.  ”   She  muttered  in  a  tiny  voice  against  his  chest.

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"HI PRINCESS!" Wade's voice wasn't loud, but it was enthused, and his hand moved to wave at Ellie in turn, his fingers fluttering with the gesture. It was clear by the way his feet tip-tapped in place for a moment, that he was also refraining from making first contact, no matter how much he wanted to hug her.

Much like the first time he had laid eyes on his daughter, Wade was having a hard time believing that Ellie was really there, absolutely PERFECT IN EVERY WAY, just as she always had been.

Preston was someone that took their job seriously, and when they had made it clear to Wade that they were going to be taking Ellie, and he wasn't going to be receiving another address...he'd carved that part of his heart out of his chest, and accepted what he was being told, for his daughter's sake.

Every cell in his body had wanted to argue that he needed to be in her life, but the harsher voices in his head would remind him that it was HIM that needed ELLIE. She was a bright girl from day one, with a smile that could light up a city block. There was no way that he had anything lasting and positive to offer her. He was an insane monster that didn't have any business being alive, let alone having people making the mistake of caring about him.

No amount of self-loathing could linger for long when she smiled like that at him, though.

"Oh! Right, yeah, we should uh..." The merc whipped his head back and forth, his eyes narrowing threateningly at everyone. He didn't want to do a violence in front of Ellie, if he could help it, not right out of the gate, anyway...

It seemed that, of all of the patrons of the bar, it had been BUCK that had managed to read the scene enough to know that Wade and his daughter needed the space to talk. The large man took a step forward from the crowd.

"YOU HEARD 'EM!" Buck's voice commanded the room as he looked out to everyone. "Scram, get th' fuck outta here!" He made a firm sweeping gesture towards the door. "Move it!"

Much to Wade's surprise, there was a muttering of complaints and some harsh shoves of chairs back against tables as they cleared out, but the mercs DID leave. When Buck turned to Weasel, the bar's owner went from confused, to INSULTED.

"I'm not going anywhere, it's my fuckin' bar-"

Before Weasel could finish his complaint though, Buck's fist made contact with his face in a sucker punch that knocked his lights out. The large assailant slung the bartender over his shoulder and looked to Wade with a nod, leaving him still slightly bewildered as he turned and walked towards the exit.

"Now THAT is how you improv, Buck! I'm so proud of you!" Wade clapped his hands in the empty bar and shook his head. "Bravo! This is gonna put you in th' running for Best Supporting Brute."

At last, Wade and Ellie were alone, and he wasted no time in pulling up two chairs to a table, taking off his own backpack and setting it on the table.

"So! First order of business..." He held his arms open. "If we don't pay the hug tax, the IRS WILL hunt us down. I've lost friends like that."

The last time that he had seen Ellie...well, the memory of it was burned into his brain permanently. Preston had pulled him aside at Ellie's birthday party after they had all watched the young girl opening her gifts. While the SHIELD operative had been as GENTLE as they were capable of being, there was no good way to tell a guy that he needed to keep an even FURTHER DISTANCE from his daughter than he had been already.

Wade was no idiot, despite what most people would believe. He was keenly aware of the fact that he had a lot of enemies. Of course, Wade himself never really worried about those foes coming home to roost, since he himself was IMMORTAL. When there had been a close enough call that Ellie genuinely had a target painted on her back. Wade had managed to dispatch the motherfucker from LIFE, but that didn't change the fact that his baby girl had been in the line of fire that existed as a constant in his life.

He wasn't sure yet why she was there...but she was, and he just wanted to give his daughter a hug.

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YEAH  ,  SHE  WAS  SURE  SHE  WAS  IN  THE  RIGHT  PLACE  NOW.   And  not  just  because  she  was  so  sure  that  her  GPS  worked.         (  but  because  going  off  what  preston  said  about  her  dad's  friends  ..  this  was  definitely  the  right  place.  )   Brow  arched  in  surprise  when  he  revealed  he  was  sober.   Shame  for  him  ,  ┈┈  especially  if  he  was  owner  of  this  place.   An  uneasy  smile  was  offered  none  the  less  ,  he  still  might  be  able  to  help  her  find  her  dad  after  all.

While  his  assessment  of  her  dad  wasn't  wrong  ,  ┈┈  Ellie  couldn't  help  but  roll  her  eyes  at  the  rather  mature  description.   Starting  to  see  Preston's  reasons  for  cutting  contact  with  Wade  and  Ellie  a  little  more  here  and  there.   But  her  brow  did  furrow  a  bit  when  he  questioned  how  she  got  in.   “  Didn't  really  duck  in  so  much  as  just  walked  through  the  door.   By  the  way  ,  you  have  like  no  security  and  you  should  really  look  into  that.  ”

Woah  woah  woah!   Slow  down  Ellie.   ADHD  be  damned  ,         (  she  was  here  to  find  wade  not  dissect  this  guys  business  practice.  )   Before  she  could  round  back  to  his  rather  opinionated  but  true  assessment  of  her  dad's  parenting  style  ,  ┈┈  the  bar  erupted  in  a  commotion  that  was  only  fitting  of  …  well  a  Wilson.   And  just  like  how  she  remembered  him  too.

Eyes  went  wide  all  through  the  bar  ,  Ellie's  included  when  the  red  and  black  clad  merc  mad  his  rather  loud  entrance.   Nostalgia  pulled  at  her  heartstrings  ,  ┈┈  causing  a  little  giggle  when  his  very  real  threat  was  made  known.   Him  leaving  had  hurt  ,         (  and  was  admittedly  harder  than  she  would  have  ever  expected  ..  even  after  it  was  all  said  and  done.  )   but  for  just  a  moment  ,  ┈┈  Ellie  couldn't  help  but  smile  a  real  smile  since  Preston  had  gone  missing.   The  rest  of  the  occupants  of  the  bar  looked  at  the  father  and  daughter.   Clear  this  wasn't  for  them  ,  ┈┈  but  all  seemingly  unable  to  look  away  from  the  two  as  Ellie  realized  the  audience  they  were  holding.

“  Hi  Daddy!  ”   She  offered  in  her  typical  chipper  fashion.   Backpack  on  her  back  bouncing  as  she  raised  a  hand  to  wave  energetically  back  at  him.   She  should  probably  hug  him  ,  ┈┈  or  maybe  she  shouldn't  just  yet.   “  Mind  if  we  talk?  ”  She  asked  in  a  quieter  tone  ,  ┈┈  eyes  darting  around  the  other  men  in  the  bar  before  landing  on  him.   “  Without  the  audience  maybe?  ” 

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In terms of the level of RESPECT that Weasel received in his life...well, he'd never really bothered to set high standards. He almost felt like the act of getting to know people better was something he couldn't be genuinely bothered to do. As a result, he coasted through life with just enough human interaction to keep him legally sane.

So, someone less than half of his age coming up to him and immediately inquiring about one of the more infamous mercs that he associated with, after ordering a SODA POP that one could get at literally any shop in the world...it wasn't a shock. Just another day in his life.

"Unfortunately, I'm not stoned. And more unfortunately, yes, I know th' guy. Thankfully the only person like Wade is WADE. One of a kind dick hole. And not the glory kind." Weasel reached for a glass before grabbing a root beer from the fridge, throwing some ice in the glass, and pouring the soda in before handing it over to her.

"Aren't you a little young and perky t' be duckin' into seedy dive bars an' lookin' for creeps with a wrap sheet? I'm no dad, but I'd venture t' say yours ain't doin' his job-..."

There was a sudden crash that came from the other side of the bar, near the entrance. That was followed by a domino effect of various men within the bar being shoved this way and that, a ruckus beginning to erupt in retaliation.

"GET OUTTA MY WAY, YOU MOUTH-BREATHING, DEGENERATE SKID-MARKS! I WILL END YOUR FREAKING BLOODLINES! MOOOOVE!"

At last, the cause of the chaos made himself seen. The man inhaled a gasp as he got a better look at the young lady, and the way his eyes welled up was really fucking irritating with his mask on, but he couldn't care less in that instant. He had seen that backpack from across the bar, and every accessory was a keepsake that Wade remembered even after so many years.

"Sweet Mother of Biblically Accurate Brown Jesus..." Wade took a couple of small steps closer to the young lady that he hadn't seen in about a decade.

"Ellie-Bellie...is that really you?" There had been a hush that had settled over the establishment, as even the scum-lords in there seemed to comprehend that this wasn't something to trifle with or interrupt. Not if they enjoyed BEING ALIVE.

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I derive so much inspiration from the Disney!Deadpool tbh

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*/ WIRE DROP BITCHES !

if we are mutuals , and you do the whole wire rp thing , feel free to add ellie on wire for some fun nonsense. please have a way for me to know who you are when you send a request.

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" DADDY ... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? " " SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP HIM!! " " I THINK MY DAD'S GONE CRAZY! "

CUTEEPOOL. IS A PRIVATE , MUTUALS ONLY ROLEPLAY BLOG FOR ELEANOR "ELLIE" CAMCHO , ALSO KNOWN AS THE NEW DEADPOOL. THIS BLOG IS INSPIRED BY MARVEL COMICS , BUT ULTIMATELY LEANS ON A MIX OF MEDIA AS WELL AS HEADCANONS. PENNED BY JJ.

AM I THE ONLY @#&$!^% ONE WHO'S NORMAL ANYMORE?!

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UH  OH  …  DADDY  WAS  MAD  AT  DISNEY.   Which  meant  he  was  just  a  hair  trigger  away  from  doing  some  bat-shit  crazy  ,  ┈┈  evident  in  the  way  Ellie's  eyes  widened  at  his  attempt  to  sensor  himself.   Brow  furrowed  though  ,         (  tripping  up  on  some  of  his  claims  and  tried  to  recall  what  she  remembered.  )   It  was  pretty  hard  t'focus  on  the  PLOT  with  those  abs  though.

“  Your  just  jealous  ,  cause  Bo  Burnham  minus  the  asshole  got  juiced  up  and  got  t'keep  the  six  pack  and  that  Hollywood  quality  skin.  ”   She  mused  ,  ┈┈  skipping  her  way  to  follow  along.   Grabbing  her  own  bag  and  mask  in  the  process.

Time  fighting  crime  was  time  fighting  crime  though.   Even  if  it  was  fueled  by  a  slighted  Wade  Wilson.

“  Mm  ..  pretty  sure  he  wasn't  using  ..  ”   There  was  real  pondering  in  her  features  ,  ┈┈  all  to  shrug  and  pull  her  own  mask  on.   “  Rest  tracks  though.   And  your  fans  have  been  begging  for  an  update.  ”

"Pretty sure that's on the list of do not do's."

"You are SO RIGHT, Ellie-Bellie." Wade nodded a couple of times in approval. "The House of Mouse explicitly told me that under no circumstances am I to raid a drug den in a foreign country that's been bought and paid for by the US Government in order to destabilize communities and make them more malleable to political division..."

Wade grabbed his mask as the final part of his ensemble, slipping it over his face and adjusting it, before holding up his index finger for emphasis and speaking once more.

"BUT...that was before those backstabbing, pearl-clutching LINT-LICKERS decided to let a very handsome man in his thirties not only talk about, but show him doing METH, while wearing a CHICKEN SUIT and broke bad all over people. Not only did they let golden boy get away with ALL OF THAT, he still got to be HOT in the end."

The merc reached for his Hello Kitty backpack and tightened the straps on his shoulders dramatically.

"So as recompense, they're gonna let me have some father-daughter MAIM AND SLAUGHTER.

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Paulina

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3 avatars, 3 way to see it with differents colorings. ((Paulina Chàvez))

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ENDLESS PICS OF ELLIE CAMACHO : ┈┈ mutuals my interact & reblog. roleplay blogs only please.

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s.  stark: "can  you  please  give  me  a  hand  with  this?"   ,   @starkwithsarcasm.

“  Ooooooooh  yes!   Here  we  go  Ellie  ,  time  to  shine!  ”   The  audible  psyching  up  happened  under  her  breath  ,  ┈┈  accompanied  by  a  little  energetic  jog  in  place  when  she  jumped  up  from  where  she  sat.         (  not  gonna  make  many  waves  sitting  down  after  all!  )   “  I  mean  um  ..  Yeah  ,  sure.  Um  ..  Where  exactly  should  I  …  ”

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ciel: "would  you  rather  hold  a  tiny  little  frog  or  dress  like  one?"   ,   @daemondaes.

“  Can  I  PLEEEEAAAAAZZEEE  do  both?!   Think  of  how  cute  it  would  be!  ”

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n.  barnes-belova. i  said  please,  so  technically  you  have  to  say  yes.   ,   @babyspiderbite.

BROWS  FURROWED  AS  LIPS  PURSED  INTO  SOMETHING  OF  A  DUCK  FACE.   If  only  the  logic  wasn't  so  sound!   Okay  fine  it  wasn't  really  sound.         (  but  it  was  sound  enough  for  government  work  or  however  that  saying  went.  )   Head  snapped  to  look  at  Nalina  ,  eyes  narrowing  with  a  point  in  her  direction.   

“  Okay  fine.   You  win  Baby  Widow  ,  ”   She  teased  affectionately.         (  a  product  of  her  genetics  she  can  help  it.  )   “  But  it  this  does  bad  things  to  my  ratings  I'm  gonna  come  at  you  with  a  friend  on  friend  lawsuit  so  dramatic  ,  Sam  Wilson  will  be  asking  me  how  t'win  the  legal  friend  battle.  ”   Kidding  …  or  was  she  …  hard  to  tell.

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plotted  starter  for  @ontheticktick.

ELLIE  COULDN'T  REMEMBER  THE  LAST  TIME  SHE  SAW  HER  DAD.   Actually  ,  that  was  a  lie.   She  could  remember  the  exact  last  time  she  had  seen  Wade  Wilson.   It  was  at  her  eighth  birthday  party.   Preston  had  invited  him  ,  ┈┈  and  just  like  every  year  he  showed  up  with  gift  in  hand  and  ready  to  be  the  life  of  the  party.         (  the  following  day  was  the  day  preston  explained  that  wade  wouldn't  be  coming  back  around  as  much.  )   First  her  mom  ,  and  now  her  dad  too.   Sure  he  hadn't  ever  been  the  most  present  dad  in  the  world  …  but  he  was  still  there  sometimes.

That  was  nine  years  before  the  closest  thing  she  had  to  a  parent  went  missing.   Nobody  knew  anything  ,  ┈┈  or  they  weren't  telling  her  what  they  knew  about  the  missing  SHIELD  agent.   Ellie  had  always  been  smart  ,         (  and  knew  right  away  that  this  was  no  coincidence.  )   And  if  these  people  weren't  going  to  give  her  the  information  she  needed  …  She'd  go  to  the  only  other  person  she  knew  who  would  be  able  to  find  them.

She  just  had  to  find  HIM.

Luckily  for  her  ,  ┈┈  Wade  Wilson  had  a  tendency  to  stick  out  like  a  big  red  sore  thumb.   It  sure  did  help  when  the  guy  you  were  trying  to  find  had  been  doing  everything  in  his  power  to  get  noticed  by  the  BIG  SHOT  HEROES  as  Ellie  so  affectionately  called  them.         (  maybe  they  might  be  the  better  people  to  call  for  this  one.  )   But  who  was  she  kidding  ,  ┈┈  they  probably  wouldn't  even  give  her  the  time  of  day.   Fifty  two  hours  and  two  bus  rides  later  ,  she  found  herself  sitting  outside  Sister  Margarete's.   Wasn't  any  place  for  a  kid  ,  ┈┈  but  this  was  where  her  phone  took  her  to  when  she  rewired  it  to  track  Wade  down.   Clutching  the  strap  of  her  bag  ,  she  took  in  a  deep  breath  and  pushed  the  door  of  the  bar  open  and  made  a  straight  line  for  the  bar.

The  place  seemed  …  sleepy.   Like  this  place  never  saw  a  fresh  face  in  the  whole  time  it  had  been  open.   She  looked  around  ,  clocking  the  couple  of  guys  in  the  corner  who  seemed  to  noticed  she  didn't  look  like  the  normal  crowd  that  frequented  this  place.   Stopping  on  her  way  to  the  bar  ,         (  she  offered  a  sarcastic  wave  reminiscent  of  none  other  than  her  dad  before  climbing  into  the  stool.  )

“  Virgin Root Beer. And I'm  lookin  for  Wade  Wilson?   Goes  by  Deadpool.   Y'know  anyone  like  him  Stoner  Jay?  ”   The  teenager  gave  a  nod  to  the  bartender  ,  ┈┈  an  un  amused  look  on  her  face  at  his  general  appearance.   She  assumed  he  was  the  owner  though  ,  and  if  anyone  was  gonna  know  where  Deadpool  was  ,  it  was  probably  him.

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ELLIE  CAMCHO'S  MUTANT  ABILITY  AND  COMBAT  BREAKDOWN.

Much  of  this  was  taken  from  the  wiki  as  I  actually  really  like  the  power  set  she  has  in  the  comics  ,  and  merely  added  my  own  notes  on  the  mutations  and  then  the  combat  style  notes.

Regeneration :  Ellie  inherited  her  father's  healing  factor,  allowing  her,  for  example,  to  heal  from  a  deep  cut  in  a  matter  of  seconds,  although  it  is  not  as  potent  due  to  her  age.         (  i  like  the  implication  that  as  she  gets  older  her  wounds  will  heal  better  over  time  as  well  as  whole  limbs  one  day.  )

Hypercognition :  Ellie's  healing  factor  enhances  her  brain  function,  allowing  her  to  process  information  faster  and  better  than  a  normal  person.         (  typically  it  takes  her  only  watching  someone  once  to  do  most  things.   the  exception  being  things  such  as  advanced  space  engineering  might  take  her  a  little  more  time.  )

Photographic  Memory:  Ellie  is  capable  of  learning  anything  in  a  matter  of  seconds,  having  managed  to  rewire  the  phone  her  father  gave  her  into  a  GPS  to  triangulate  his  location  and  being  able  to  learn  even  Taskmaster's  moves.         (  she  was  also  able  to  learn  most  of  her  dad's  moves  from  videos  on  youtube  while  she  was  looking  for  him.  )

Enhanced  Muscle  Hypertrophy:  Due  to  her  healing  factor  enhancing  her  recovery  rate,  Ellie  is  capable  of  building  up  muscle  faster  than  regular  people.         (  while  this  does  help  her  considerably  in  her  crime  fighting  ,  she  still  suffers  fro  her  condition  of  EDS  that  can  cause  joint  pain  if  not  managed.   this  ability  does  cut  down  her  conditioning  training  considerably  …  but  she  likes  to  have  the  extra  strength  and  does  it  anyways  usually.  )

Proficient  in  Boxing  an  various  forms  of  Martial  Arts  :   Learning  boxing  from  the  handlers  she  had  up  until  going  to  find  her  dad  ,  Wing  Chun,  Hapkido,  Taekwon-Do,  Northern  Shaolin,  Wrestling,  Jujutsu,  and  Ninjutsu  ,  from  the  time  she  spent  both  training  with  her  dad  ,         (  but  also  from  her  time  looking  him  up  while  on  her  way  to  find  him.  )   Given  her  photographic  memory  ,  she  tends  to  pick  up  fighting  styles  from  the  people  she  fights  with  the  most  ,  though  whether  or  not  she  commits  it  to  her  fight  style  tends  to  depend  on  if  she  VIBES.

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random smosh quotes sentence starters part 1

tw(s): swearing, suggestive,

"i lied."

"i lied better."

"can you be a little bit more gentle?! a little gentleness goes a long way."

"I'm being told it's like the WNBA but all dudes"

“I’m so sore from creating my own path.”

"haha, try to bang me now, bitch!"

"are you kidding? that's unfair."

"i need to calm down. everything's fine. i'm an adult."

"i'm going to sell them to my sisters if you don't buy them right now."

"okay, i'm not blowing shit up your ass. this is so good."

"i don't think that's the saying."

"you're getting glare? well, i'm getting fucked."

"i fear i'm losing the room."

"are you afraid of frogs?"

"how did you know that?"

"would you rather hold a tiny little frog or dress like one?"

"ew, what if it tries to fuck me?"

"what attracted you to me?"

"am i the asshole?"

"have you gotten zero points so far?"

"i'm not getting married."

"they say you're funnier when you're taken."

"there are children watching!"

"the vibe is sexless in an okay way."

"cousin energy."

"museums are jail for culture."

"you got that fat ass."

"can you tell i'm nervous?"

"do you have any advice for me?"

"he's a ten, but he doesn't chew gum."

"okay, but i like you. that's all you need to know."

"My goodness, she is your friend!"

"She thought you were kidnepapped!!"

"Bitch! Tell her that, too."

"There's only two options?"

[cuteepool]

Krypto the Superdog and Jeff the Landshark

Deadpool/Batman #1 variant cover by GURIHIRU

[cuteepool]

*-`~ this is an open invitation to bother my muse. ask them questions, poke them, throw something at them, whatever. anons welcome