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Blog cancelled, figured out how to get into old one, anyone here who is new, migrate to @cyan-id-e

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Zombiecleo (breaker of legs) taugh me that the first lesson to being effectively threatening is that the person you are threatening has to understand that you WILL follow through and you will not repent on it. Another thing I have learned from Zombiecleo is that docm77's threats are limp and his bombastic schemes and weapons are to be mocked, not feared.

doc goes straight for the nuclear option with his threats - he'll lag you so hard your computer catches fire, he'll carpet bomb your base, he'll spend hours charging an arrow that will melt your armour. but that's griefing, all of it, griefing, and thus a warcrime on the hermitcraft (or any) server. doc cannot follow through on his threats without immediately facing sanctions and having to repent (he took a litematica reading of grian's base before installing the creeper launcher, after all). doc CANNOT follow through on his threats. he CANNOT escalate them from their initial bombasity. he simply gets stuck.

his final option is rap battle, but the only hermit who has ever fallen to rap is joe hills. and that's why I am always amused when doc fans come charging into other hermits' comment sections insisting that doc will destroy the others, will wage nuclear war, will personally bring down the king. because no he won't, he'll write another rap, stick up a flagpole or hide some goats.

no, what you really want to fear is Cuban in a sillytime mood. nobody can survive that

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Slice of pie for my beloveds <3

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good lord

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Patches I made for my bag as well as some other art projects

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sick and tired of templates being made by shitty people/being unfun so heres my cringe character template i ran out of ideas for halfway through

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do you think gillion is so interested in the leviathans because it was the only interest he could have without being scolded for it?

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The best au!techno is when he's just minding his business and gets mildly inconvenienced by plot

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joe weird vs grian weird is like. okay, so if they were both trickster fae in an old fairytale they would both dress up as an old person in need on the side of the road to test people’s morals or whatever

Except Joe is doing it to reward good hearted people and if you don’t stop to help him then, nothing happens. you go about your day none the wiser. Whereas Grian is doing it mainly to steal firstborn children or maybe offload some cursed jewelry he happens to have

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Pig <3

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I have realized that the perfect form of media must have a delicate balance between absolutely heart wrenching pure emotional devastation and the most ridiculous nonsense you have ever seen in your whole life

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Love joy's "perfume" but intead of "I can still smell her perfume" its "I CAN STILL TASTE THE PERFUME"

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finally, a funny redditor

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last drawing of the year and its jay ferin

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