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can’t stop thinking “ten billion draculas” lately

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Reblog to cast heal on prev

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I think I got it out of my system now. I'm free.

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don’t you just hate it when 🚙

um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]

can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.

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fuck was wrong w me

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My vampires CAN walk into the sunlight but doing so would reveal what they would look like if they aged normally

Younger vampires don’t have much to worry about but older vamps have reason to avoid sunlight as they age. They are still immortal, but their aged, sunlit selves are significantly weaker than their non-sunlit forms. Vamps over 100 years old run the risk of crumpling over, fully immobile, but still conscious

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Sexy character tips: make them a loser, just an absolute goddamn loser

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What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect human mimicry who insinuate themselves into groups of hikers? Yeah, we had one of those. Clocked it immediately, of course. Honestly it kind of fell in that so-inept-it's-kind-of-charming range. We just played along until it'd had it's fill of marshmallows and shambled back into the treeline. We might have been violating some kind of killjoy wildlife contact best practices but what the hell, can't plan around every little thing. Why, what happened to you guys

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forget mammoths, bring back dire wolves! wolves but bigger, what could go wrong. while we’re on the subject why not make some other animals dire. i’d love to see a dire iguana or something

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Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

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Monster from a story by @psychopompstories. They post more as distractedrabbit on bsky these days.

Makes me want to go back to my dragon drawing days.

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turns out it was cause they were just straight up eating the poisoned food out of rat traps which has a blue dye in it and had just developed a near total immunity another W for the glorious hog

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There was a lot of stuff I was supposed to do today, but instead I've made this:

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Hush finding things that make sounds and proceeding to shake them many times.

That tube that you flip and makes sound (idk what it’s called) especially tickles that part of his brain and he holds one whenever he’s bored.

He’s like,,, a puppy learning the world

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And it turns out they both had Idontwannabeabother-itus

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Hush finding things that make sounds and proceeding to shake them many times.

That tube that you flip and makes sound (idk what it’s called) especially tickles that part of his brain and he holds one whenever he’s bored.

He’s like,,, a puppy learning the world