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What does the Love Nikki blood curse feel like? We finally get an answer:

This is from the Hell Event ‘Fantasy Troupe Never-Ending Show’
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First three parts of my SuitU story: Obsolete

Angel: There you are! Finally!
Ida: Hello. I am Ida 23 from series 4.2. I am to be your new chef.
Angel: That's right. Now let's get you a uniform and discuss payment.
Ida: Payment?
Angel: I may be cheap enough to order a robot chef, but I'm not cruel. I think every sentient thing deserves a salary.
Ida: Wouldn't it be cheaper to employ a person then?
Angel: I'm not paying you that much. You don't eat and you live in the restaurant for free. Don't think I'm a softy!

BREAKING NEWS
Angel's Bar and Grill is yet again facing controversy after hiring an android chef. With record levels of unemployment in Dray City, we can see why.
We interviewed the android (named Ida) to see what she thinks.
"I must admit I question the decision," Ida says, "I am happy to exist but it was not wise to make me. Maybe good for business but not good for humanity. Angel and KyberCo don't think that broadly."
Apparently her intelligence goes beyond making delicious sandwiches.

Angel: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT
Ida: They asked me what I thought.
Angel: You spoke horribly of me and KyberCo. This is going to drive away customers.
Ida: You did that by having me built.
Angel: You should be grateful I did. If you pull one more of these stunts, I'll have you dismantled.
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(Once finished, you can find the whole story in my obsolete tag)
#low key I think these first few chapters are the best#the story gets a bit more cliche from here#I did write this for a dress up game after all#but its still a very fun story#stick around to read all 37 exciting chapters!#short story#gadgetposting#obsolete#writers on tumblr#science fiction#sci fi comics#scifi
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Just an edit for SuitU game ✨
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Older post again! But this is when I actually had enough items to style and got a hang of layouts! So really it’s just an excuse to let them see the light of day again after being burried deep within my diary.

💚Minecraft🩵

This was actually made to present the results of a music recommendation competition. The user 🎶Destiny🎶 won with the song Serotonin!

I really need to use this layout more!

This is when the permanent sign-in suits first came out! And an event was running for that pink beach look. So it was a bunch of free hot pink at once!

This was a look I made for the grape competition. I love how I got the round shape and monotone purple. There’s only one grape competition entry I love more. I’m sure it will appear in another of these recaps!

I’ve changed Judi’s name to Janet but it will probably change again.

Showing a new make up I had made that I had mixed feelings about. Still have mixed feelings. The blush is kinda weird and it’s not very versatile.

Another comp entry I really love. I love this little alien! The original had a shooting star perfume too!

My 365 day post! Soon I’ll reach the two year reward but the first year reward is just the best!
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This is one of my favorite parts. I love it
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Who else looks out of place in the scenes? I find it so funny! There’s this whole disaster and I’m standing there looking like that.
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Lowkey I find Momo's obsession with making everything about barbecue hilarious. Imagine someone shoots you and you're telling him to call an ambulance and he goes "daaamn you got smoked. Like barbecue." I'd cry laughing
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And more old posts! This is probably the first guy I posted with some hint of original style. And I do really love this make up!

I overuse this set so much. This is THE cyberpunk jacket to wear in competitions.

WILD ROBOT!? Did I predict the movie!?

Be kind to your creations. Yees! Yeeeees! We are fully in my cyberpunk obsession here.

Girl just buy anOTHER MODEEEEELLLLL!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Very nice.

Ah yes. My Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared series.

You know what would have been cool?

If you had bought more model slots and had them all together.
I think I was just so frugal in my early days. Which is why I’d always bash myself in posts for spending diamonds and was so hesitant to buy model slots.
If I could go back I’d tell her she has the right idea avoiding the gachas and spending on limited shops but that she doesn’t need to feel so conflicted when she sees a cute item in the shop. Buy it! Even if you don’t want the full set! ‘But what if a shop comes where I want to buy the full set and I can’t afford it bc I spent them on all those little purchases?’ That won’t happen to you! You are naturally picky enough to always have a nice handful of diamonds! Have fun!

Wrapping this up with a comp entry I remember making while walking around a Walmart with my sister!
As a disclaimer the advice b4 is for my past self exclusively. Maybe it’s good advice for a few of you but I know most players are a lot less picky than me. Especially if you like the full glam hyper feminine stuff. I don’t know how you guys do it.
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More posts from the ancient days

Me either girl

See that open space in his hair between his eye and eyebrow? Yeah? That’s always bothered me so much. The hair is perfect otherwise.

I have some bad news for you Gadget.

Baby’s first competition rage

What does she keep in that bag? The haters. It’s so small because there is no haters. This outfit is adorable.

Me too.

Idk this is such a classic SuitU outfit to me. Like these items have had my back for so many outfits.

There used to be no cute winter clothes! It’s gotten better!

My outfits are getting good at this point. This is the basic outline of outfits I make for survivalist competitions. What apocalypse would I survive? Um. None of them.

He was so worth it. That’s my good buddy now.
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Honestly a good strategy for a new player though not all back ground pieces are worth it. I’m more of a limited shop kinda bot.

Me establishing myself as a Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy fan. Important context for my entire existence I fear.

It’s a one time thing. I so wish I went to the chat with this question because this question stopped me from buying a second model for so long.

My default make up to this day

tiny little baby someone help her. And someone did!

Funny thing about this post is I styled a guy recently and it’s literally this exact outfit but I’m green. My poor neglected male model. I only ever buy cyberpunk stuff for him.

And now I have a job as an entomologist!

I love this make up. I use it all the time. 10/10

They are! No regrets!

I would enter this into a competition today! Very good use of what I had!
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This was more of my old post. I have a lot more and it starts getting good soon!
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Posts from my first month in SuitU:

My first one. I still think this is such a cute outfit. Not a fan of the make up but I guess it was the best one I had at the time.

I should style her again. I’ll probably use the same hair though! I still really like it!

Aw! Don’t miss chemistry.

Very cute

Now it’s Spacesweepers

Still the best beach activity

I still use this for comps all the time!

Be eclectic girl. Go all out.

It’s expensive but there’s so many good recolors. I remember I was hoping the braids in the post above this one would get a recolor and they still haven’t >_<

I’m still Berg’s #1 hater.
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Infinity Nikki is awesome. They're like "this old talking sock hates cops" and Im like okay based grandma sock i guess
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They definitely have the sickest book club.
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