cyborgkoala

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i was going to suggest we create a recognized scooby doo day and googled and found out this was a thing. see ya’ll 9/13 

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Story concept

The Zoomer ouija board: it’s just a keyboard in your messaging app, but the spirits control it.  however, it’s novelty keyboard that only allows you to send emojis/memes/reaction images. For added layers, imagine this is some victorian ghost trying to figure out how to communicate in emmojis

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im literally obsessed with my roommates family. they have this tiny ass puppy and you’re never gonna fucking guess what this thing is called

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abab

assigned born at birth

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the People pleaser in me setting exactly one☝️ boundary

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*moving expired potions from the shelf labeled Healing to the shelf labeled Poisons*

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Pro-Capitalist’s defense of capitalism is just explaining how it works, and then when you say “yes I know, I just think it shouldn’t be like that” they explain it to you again but angrier this time

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ARE YOU A BONE OR BLOOD PERSON.

ARE YOU A VOID OR ABYSS PERSON.

ARE YOU A ROT OR DUST PERSON.

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Apparently people have forgotten my legend. 

We’ve all done things that we regret.

I mean, no one is perfect. That’s okay. Being imperfect is what makes us great, the ability to learn and strive to do better.

But still our mistakes haunt us, and sometimes keep us up all night.

What I’m trying to say is that yesterday I farted on a baby.

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I'm confused, Where's Vanilla extract?

How queer is tumblr? (Sexual Identity)

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daily reminder that 'porn addiction' is a myth perpetuated by far right evangelical groups.

As long as your porn consumption is not interfering with your work or social life, it's considered normal.

Actual psychology research shows that people who identify as 'porn addicts' don't actually consume more porn than average. What do they have in common? They were raised to view sex as shameful.

https://psycnet.apa.org/record/2020-04888-001

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I’m having my first tumblr 2023 experience, being followed by a pornbot. 

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You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

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https://crimew.shop/ Is a link for all the maia-stans out there

cat who hacksd the no fly list literally my hero

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The weird part about hacking back into my blog five years later : the bulk of people i followed no longer post.  So there’s very few posts per day on my dash, and half of them are people i know very well, And half of them are completely unfamiliar, and i have to play the game of ‘different blog name’, mutual i don’t remember, ...who are you?

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On the topic of corporate crimes

How have the executives at TLC avoided justice for so long?