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REBLOG TO CHEER HER ON

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In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will

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“but officer they were fucking with my clique”

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hey if ur reading this and ur in a bad spot mentally or anything i hope u feel better soon and have a good day

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If the frosting! Of your cupcake! Is equal to or greater in height than the cupcake itself! you made a bad fucking cupcake

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A brisk Saturday morning Just getting some “art stuff” out of my system early this morning! #pascalcampion

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Don’t Judge Me by tboersner

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today my gf said “when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, and i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.” we weren’t even talking about shrek. i can’t stop thinking about it or about how lucky i am to be with her

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Steve Irwin would have been able to lift Mjolnir, reblog if you agree.

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:) (thats me screamin w my mouth closed)

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this was absolutely wild from start to finish

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