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bringing it up again for the millionth time but I'm still obsessed with the way that hannibal lecter is canonically aware of the narrative not because its ever explicitly stated but because the author who created him genuinely believes this to be true and stopped writing the book series because he's afraid of him

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admit it. you’re mad at me for secreting a black sludge that turned all the animals into bigger scarier animals

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Devastated that rbs were turned off. I need this on my blog.

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i love when a girlfailure and a guyfailure who both have issues find each other !! like yeah you two were made for each other in a lab, you should combine your problems for maximum mental damage

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i love hearing about the declining birth rate like yesss that is a major problem considering our dominant economic model. a problem i plan on contributing to 👍 joining the war on declining birth rates on the side of declining birth rates

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she took the pey wet in the divorce

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i need you to kill yourself

sir yes sir *aims revolver at own head, misses all 6 shots, walks away dejected*

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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

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I’M ON TUMBLR. WE’RE ALL ON TUMBLR.

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I had to spend 3.5 hours on the train and bus to get to the nearest cinema to see Ne Zha 2. Totally worth it! Nearly all characters are my favorite, yet Shen Gongbao stands first this time because of how much character development the writers have created for him throughout the story. And I still think it super cute that they had him have a speech impediment, it’s not often you see a villain who stutters, like a real dangerous cunning villain, not some buffoon.

(Painted in Clip Studio Paint, as usual.)

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PRESSURE REAL LIFE REAL SUGAR - Hitman: World Of Assassination (2023)

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Mentally steeling myself to sit down and start a tv series that I've always really wanted to watch. with the gravity of a soldier about to head off for war

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microwave popcorn is such a beautiful technology. captures the full range of sensory and emotional experiences. there's even a part where it gets loud and scary. the 1812 overture of cheap snacks

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my empire of dirt!!!❤️❤️❤️ #MyDirt

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sorry to be brave on the internet but I think food labels should list every single ingredient and that there should be harsher penalties for mislabeling and deceptive labeling

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.