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mud is just rude dirt

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my mood for 2019

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i’ll definitely be using this to fall asleep

Anti anxiety.

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help me i just spent 3 hours browsing tumblr instead of doing chemistryyyyyy

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i would like to apologize to obama for not once saying thanks

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D&D but it stands for Depressed & Deteriorating

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someone told me i looked russian so i learnt it duolingo haunts me to this day

most impulsive reason you’ve ever tried to learn a language, go!

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give up being an assassin and raise the puppy as your son

You’re a hired assassin on your way to a job. While walking you see a puppy in the middle of the road and a truck coming towards. Last minute you decide to save the puppy. Now you have a puppy and someone to kill.

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oof

since people seem to think the timing is off in the new OP, i think i know what song it was originally set to…

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ROCKS ARE JUST HARD DIRT

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wowww this is literally the cutest thing i’ve ever seen i love it

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it’s the first week of school and this is already relevant

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“they have so many rides”

I think you should watch this

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the bravest possible act of man is walking to your bed instead of running after you turn off the light

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mac and cheese is not that good

Richard’s last words

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hi yes you know that feeling when you bite into ice cream?

disgusting