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“ not to be that guy but- ” cyrus speaks up from his current position behind the other, eyes narrowing in a moment of obvious annoyance. “ could you be any fuckin’ slower? legitimately a question, i feel like i’m in tow of a sloth. i have places to be, people to bother, woo, what have you. so do me a favor and move, yeah? ”

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evanrvsier:

“ it’s not like you have a choice on the matter—- nor do i. slughorn personally gave me your name so you can help me revise. “ evan casually pointed out as he fiddled with the quill in hand.

“ yeah, no. ” typical cyrus, opposing authority like the “ rebel ” he was. ( sarcasm, obviously. he’s no rebel. just an asshole. ) “ but that was cute, that you think i would help you. i admire your attempt. ”

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ofkaiism:

“Why does it have to be me who just walks into the common room only to find a naked guy, who was for some reason drenched and he was using a spell to dry his nether regions. When I asked what he was doing he told me he was heating up my dinner. I don’t know how to feel about that.”

“ clever. disgusting, but clever. tell me, did what did you say? who was he? why was he naked? this school is TRULY a beautiful place. ”

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um excuse u tumblr who said u could post my replies twice?

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madeline-hitchens:

“It’s okay… No harm done,” she smiled softly, smoothing out her blouse. “Actually, I was wondering how you were doing.”

“ me? fantastic, how can i not be? after all.. i’m... me. ” cyrus responds, that typical smug smirk on his lips ( you know, the type that makes you wanna punch him. ) “ you? ”

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oftonkses replied to your post: SORRY I WENT TO MAKE DINNER.. INTRO BELOW...

“kick his ass” I’M

he deserves it, a shoe, right iN THe As S!!

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SORRY I WENT TO MAKE DINNER.. INTRO BELOW THO,, 

so hi! this is cyrus, my little confusing slytherin! 

he was born in paris while his parents were on vacation amazing

lives in the heart of london with his ENTIRELY gryffindor family when he’s not at hogwarts 

yep he’s the sole slytherin and his parents were genuinely like “ what ” when they found out 

has five siblings, two of which are twins and little 4 year olds

loves his family ??? generally a sweet peach at home?

however, school is another thing 

he’s.. not a bully? completely? he’s just .. a dick for the sake of being a dick 

one moment he could be joking with friends and the next he’s red to petrificus totalus someones ass its really dependent on Who

will probably sleep with anyone that’s consenting and of age, he’s just, , a mess ?

NON COMMITTAL., last relationship he had he cheated bc hes a bitch and yep

loves animals tho , and .. sleeping a shit ton like literal sleeping 

could be great in his classes but he’s a slacker - best at dada 

hits on everything, boy? hit on. girl? hit on. professor? hit on. i hate him 

likes comics, and horror movies 

speaking of horror movies , will try to scare the living daylights out of you regularly 

kick his ass 

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