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someone: hey do you wanna hang out
me: i can’t bro i’m uglier than usual today
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the weird, bad-vibe feeling when a guy you don’t know calls you “babe” vs. the light, airy, blushy-all-over feeling when a girl you don’t know calls you “babe”
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Ten Major Artists:

Wong Wong & Lulu

Pepper examining himself before commencing a self-portrait

Pepper’s self-portrait

Tiger the spontaneous reductionist

Misty goes off the wall

Minnie, the abstract expressionist

Minnie’s Reindeer in Provence, 1992.

Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch

Smokey at work

Ginger’s Stripped Bare Birds, 1992.

Princess, the elemental fragmentist

Charlie, the peripheral realist
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‘boyfriend’ style clothing actually means that they’re the clothes a lesbian stole from her ex boyfriend after she realized she was gay
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I just remembered I said “thank you for your service” to the barista at Starbucks like she was a fucking WW2 vet
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Trying to do anything while dissociating. x
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