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YESYEYSYEYSYEYSYHESYHEHSYSYE

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i want watch miraculous with you

Hi Ben

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I want to _____ you.

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

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Hassidriss ‘She Rises at Dusk’ Fall 2020 Haute Couture Collection

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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

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looking at the labubu subreddit out of curiosity/peoplewatching and i;m crying. people are giving them BBLs

this is fucking destroying me. their laboobooties

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i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

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It's fun reading writers who clearly grew up in suburban/urban environments as someone who grew up on a farm because they're always like "oh it was so creepy, woods at night, eerily breathtaking, something was living in there..." and it's like yeah that'll be the deer.

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UPDATE: Commissions are still open, and I'm looking for ways to receive actual money as a 16 year old, DM me if you're interested but here's some of my newer work!

My updated prices would be (in British pound Sterling)

No colour:

full body - £7.50

Half body- £5

Bust- £3

Colour (same amount of shading as below)

Full body- £15

Half body: £10

Bust- £7.50

Extra characters, or more than simple backgrounds would be additional costs added in the consulting phase!

The washing machine one isn't done but

Even if it doesn't reach anyone or nobody cares at least I tried

Hi guys commissions are a thing, and I'm broke because I'm a minor and can't have a job.

Be warned!! I'm 15 and have GCSES starting May 12th!! Be patient I need to study and breathe

Every person could be shoulder up to full body!

Extra info and examples under the cut!

Payment will be robux gift cards or nitro cause I'm lowk too young for most payment apps and I want to do commissions for experience + what's the harm in getting some stuff from it :3

I will not draw:

ANYTHING nsfw

Furries (literally because I cannot draw them I'm sorry)

gore (because it will not look good)

animalistic masks and the sorts (as above, will not look good.I can try to make them look like a creechur but stuff like horns don't work well with me Imao)

There will be other things that may not be in my skill set.

If you want, you can use it as a header, pfp, etc but I ask that you add credits, or make sure the watermark is visible, thanks

I can and will refuse service if I do not want to take your comission:P

please provide a ref photo (s) or very detailed!! I have aphantasia and this means drawing from my mind for another person can be difficult.

DM me for more info, extra examples below!:

Thank you <3

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HAHA I LOVE THIS

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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GOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JWHAHJZNAHZJSHSHHDNAHDHSHDHXDBD

Hi Felix! Happy belated birthday! I planned on drawing a cake for you on your birthday but well uh

We lost signal for three days-

So sorry for that! As conpensation, what's your favorite food??? I'm gonna try drawing it after my phone charges since our power just got back on like 10 minutes ago lol

HELLO BRO ARE YOU OK??? LIKE??? THANK YOU THOUGH!! uhh I'm super bad with favorite anythings. I like apples and salad a lot?

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WHAT BRO GENUINELY IM GLAD YOU'RE SAFE

Hi Felix! Happy belated birthday! I planned on drawing a cake for you on your birthday but well uh

We lost signal for three days-

So sorry for that! As conpensation, what's your favorite food??? I'm gonna try drawing it after my phone charges since our power just got back on like 10 minutes ago lol

HELLO BRO ARE YOU OK??? LIKE??? THANK YOU THOUGH!! uhh I'm super bad with favorite anythings. I like apples and salad a lot?

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I would have gone absolutely insane

Hi guys guess who was (slightly)affected by three consecutive storms and lost power AND signal for three straight days😀

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Hi Felix! Happy belated birthday! I planned on drawing a cake for you on your birthday but well uh

We lost signal for three days-

So sorry for that! As conpensation, what's your favorite food??? I'm gonna try drawing it after my phone charges since our power just got back on like 10 minutes ago lol

HELLO BRO ARE YOU OK??? LIKE??? THANK YOU THOUGH!! uhh I'm super bad with favorite anythings. I like apples and salad a lot?