Formerly shadowsandgravy. 18+ people please as I can post naughty stuff! UK. Sometimes NSFW. Books, horror, video games, Geekery, TV series addict and lover of cute animals. Alt rock, punk and metal music. Rum drinker. Great arse.
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me: *refraining from self destructive behaviour* me: this is boring me: *engages in self destructive behavior* me: i am an idiot and regret this immensly
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Interviewer: what sort of things have you accomplished in your life?
Me: idk I’m pretty proud of my right eyebrow
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*wishes for 5K to be deposited in my bank account
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Y'all really underestimate the power of a really good conversation with someone who is genuinely interested in getting to know you as a person, not as a partner.
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[texts back three years later] haha not much what about you
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tumblr is a very bad website but outsiders call it bad for all the wrong reasons
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I think one of my favorite feelings is laughing with someone.
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