(he/him) 21 — Icon by Carly Mazuri like magic the gathering and weird music
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the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt
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Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.
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the tgirl that's always prepared to haggle and concede what she wants when asking for attention from people is about to ask you the most minor and reasonable request for attention ever conceived but she's going to frame it like it's an unthinkable pipe dream, remember your training, tell her you'd let her live in your ribcage
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At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.
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I am not meant for casual. I was born for soul crushing devotion.
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What if you were watching porn that seemed totally normal and then at the end it hit you with this

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the play is to keep becoming more and more femme now tgat i can & then a evil wizard strangle me strongly to death by the river for no reason
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a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
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Turn on the TV!!! to "the channel that tells you if 9/11 has happened yet"!!!!
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darling im putting your penis on the blockchain. this way I'll know if you cum because of the internet. i dont know enough abiut how bitcoin works to keep this bit up so thats all your getting folks 👍
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