dad-bod-supreme

[dad-bod-supreme]

Hi sorry I’ve been AWOL for a while, I don’t have an excuse. But rest assured I am here.

[dad-bod-supreme]

why is my photo so small. I want it to fill up the entire screen so everyone can see it

[dad-bod-supreme]

100% 

[dad-bod-supreme]

for the record I don’t play animal crossing, so when you lot make vague posts about it I just get VERY confused

[dad-bod-supreme]

I always feel guilty because we’re all “””celebrities”””” but I don’t know probably 3/4 of the people here even though I’m sure you’re all very talented in your trade. 

[dad-bod-supreme]

Why is it only my internet that appears to be taking a shit

[dad-bod-supreme]

Who says I don’t

I don’t understand how @dad-bod-supreme doesn’t hate me yet

[dad-bod-supreme]

[dad-bod-supreme]

not that nayone cares bUT my sound wasn’t working because my laptop SOMEHOW got connected to this bluetooth speaker I have in the living room (which I can’t hear from my room) 

So this whole time my roommate was in the living room listening to me replay that warthog video over and over for like AT LEAST twenty minutes strAIGHT trying to fix the sound and he finally texted me like “is this supposed to be happening? Please. MAke it stop.”

lmFAOfasdofso ok thanks for listening.

[dad-bod-supreme]

@flowerpew Mac, and google chrome. Help, computer wizard

[dad-bod-supreme]

My audio isn’t working and I’m starting to panic

[dad-bod-supreme]

Rock with You - Michael Jackson (Off the Wall, 1979)

[dad-bod-supreme]

i havent eaten an apple in days. the doctors are closing in. my barricade wont last much longer. theyre coming. tell my family i love them

[dad-bod-supreme]

I’ve had Uptown Girl stuck in my head for at least 12 hours now and I am officially losing my cool.

[dad-bod-supreme]

I found an old monitor and hooked it up to my laptop so now I have

TWO (2) SCREENS

Here I am, future.

[dad-bod-supreme]

All I am physically able to do is lie on the floor and scream

[dad-bod-supreme]

Have you ever burped in your dates face on a first date?

What kind of sick bastard