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the contestants on worst cooks in america are some of the best reality tv contestants i’ve ever seen

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worst cooks in america is the OG nailed it and honestly it might even be funnier

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Guy Fieri

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did u guys know there’s a whole subset of tumblr that hates bobby flay’s guts

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Chopped Judges Alignment

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a chef on cutthroat kitchen: what we have here is a perfectly poached egg

me, eating sponge-bob shaped boxed mac and cheese: the yolk is hard you tepid fool

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Does this happen to anyone else or is it just me?

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when you’re great at something your friends are terrible at

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every single person who goes on chopped to “redeem” themselves : last time i was here I made a raw red onion risotto with an ice cream soup and panna cotta on the side - it was so bad three of the judges literally died so I think, since I’m back I definitely have to make the same exact thing to redeem myself

every judge and also Ted and also every single person watching: are you F U C K I N G kidding me

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"As you move through this life and this world you change things slightly, you leave marks behind, however small. And in return, life -- and travel -- leaves marks on you. Most of the time, those marks -- on your body or on your heart -- are beautiful. Often, though, they hurt."

R.I.P Anthony Bourdain

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never has alton brown been so relatable

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I think my favorite thing about Chopped is the generic descriptions they come up with because they can’t say brand names “circular cream filled chocolate cookies” like no those are Oreos, Ted.

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A very necessary food network text post meme

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