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anyone who says Ray Toro is the best guitarist in the punk rock industry is sadly mistaken. Ray Toro is most definitely not the best guitarist in the punk rock industry, he’s actually the best guitarist in the whole entire music industry thank you for coming to my ted talk I-

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tumblr will literally see some british dude that looks like this and go feral

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Gay_irl

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The fact that Gerard and Frank could straight up release a sex tape of themselves and the fandom would just shrug and be like "oh yep that Frank and Gerard" but if Mikey or Pete does something as little as acknowledge one anothers existence the fandom collectively looses their shit.

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THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY FOR SOME REASON AJFJKSHZHS

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Uh the orthopedic surgeon asked me to put my elbow in the table and I wispered arm wrestle and he started laughing so hard

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SLPT: First rule of family gatherings: Don't want to go? Eat a bat a few months before the event so nobody can go.

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Gay insta gc dm me on here or insta @iliyana_wang for some gay

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“Bran our Ravens idea of having fun this morning, he holds on just enough to keep hold without hurting me.”

Video/caption by Lloyd & Rose Buck Bird Specialists & Handlers

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*bob the builder voice* can we fix it? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS WE CAN BITCH YAAAAAAS

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Repeat

so far quarantine has been like *wakes up from a 5 hour nap* *reads a book* *wants to go out but can't* *tries to be productive* *accidentally takes another nap* *watches a tv show i've already seen* *reads again* *feels hopeless* *cycles through the same 4 social media apps* *goes through settings on phone out of pure boredom* *experiences unbearable loneliness* *goes to bed*

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My chemical romance is for gay people but that’s our sexy little secret like. first rule of fight club -_-

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This man lives in a world that 99.9% of humanity is unprepared for

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country gnomes,

take my bones