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(He doesn't know earth planetary disputes, but as a submersible, he is VERY much salt boy) @seacrestseacon || Seacrest (Last bingo card guys!)

"To be fair, we Cybertronians have pretty strict classifications ourselves! I still think the humans missed the mark on poor Pluto though!"

"It literally has a heart on the surface. That should make it a super planet in my expert opinion!"

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Wheeljack has no idea what Starscream means. None at all. He did nothing. Just some science stuff. "Aw, well, alright. I guess maybe they're an acquired taste."

Wheeljack is not at all deterred by the look. On the contrary, now he's even more curious! "Does that mean I should start testing theories?"

"... Why are you helping me win? I didn't ask for that, you know. And ENOUGH with the puns, already. I get it, you like them."

Starscream makes a face akin to a cat facing down the edge of a knife when his condition is inquired upon. "Wouldn't you like to know."

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the matrix did not give him the fattest chest for it to go unused you will not find a gooder pillow@dragons-cove || Optimus Prime

"Woohoo, Optimus pillow get!"

There is an unashamed cheer and then Wheeljack is grinning widely.

"I already explained the atom joke, so I'll give you another one... What type of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?"

His grin widens.

"2 Na!"

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"I refuse to partake in your terrible science puns, and yet somehow I still prevail. Funny how that works." @ascheming || Starscream

"Ah, but the puns are the best! You just gotta give 'em chance. Let 'em marinate for a while. They get funnier over time! And what's this condition exactly?"

Wheeljack needs to know. For science.

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"Ah, so you're a fan of physical affection, hm? I have a multitude of hands that I'm certain you would appreciate." @lapismuses || Tarantulas

"Is... is there a term for this? Getting every square?"

Wheeljack boggles at the bingo card for a moment. He's definitely not using it to dodge the comment Tarantulas just made. Nope.

Nope. Nope. Nope.

"We should science some time!"

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[ we are now mutuals which means wheeljack is also not safe. When I said no mutual posted bingo was safe no matter the amount of interactions i meant it. ] @13urningstars || Cherrybomb

"Oh, wow, that's a lotta hits! Here, here, I can help you fill in one more! Why shouldn't you trust an atom?"

He pauses for dramatic effect.

"They make up everything!"

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For everyone saying you like dad jokes...

How can you not know about the ATOMS???

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MAKING BINGO CARDS IS HARD GUYS

i'm trying tho

SOBS

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Source

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BEEP BEEP

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imagining like.what if all the scientist alien war criminal dads tried to at the same time

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How does one scold Unicron without being erased from existence?

How is this even a question he has to contemplate?

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Just one of those mornings...

going back to ambulance wife

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Slag, Slag, no! Bad!

Wheeljack is trying really hard not to laugh.

He definitively should not be encouraging this!

It totally wasn't a certain Triceratops. Nope. Absolutely not.