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matthew mcconaughey needs to be cast as a haggard, ambiently-suicidal knight errant of some kind. fuck yes i spelled his name right on the first try

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me: saving a file locally any program: hii 😏save it on the cloud... 😫🫠hey did you know we have a cloud service??😳🤤 hey🥺. you want to save locally 😫😭but pleassse upload. 🫠😫😫omg our service now includes😈 online sevicr😏👄. upload it to 🤤clowud👄..we have a 👀 cloud🤤🥺🥺. give it to me Rachel😳😫hey! 😘 look!!👀👀 online servbive .save it on 💦 our 💦 server💦🥺🥺 😈. oww m g 👉🏻👈🏻pleasss😳🥴 uploard your fileee on our cloud service😭😩. it's so good!!😵‍💫 give it to mmmeee 😫🥺 do it.👄 noo 😮not locally🥴😭😭. use our 😘online servjceeee👉🏻👈🏻😩

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It's refreshing to see people who don't know Evanescence or My Immortal earnestly discuss it.

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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my base looks goofy as hell and i love it so much

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honestly a remnant from the parallel universe where star trek was a mid-90s lesbian sitcom

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Zayn looking amazing at his first show in Mexico City. 03/25/25

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Why did we ever stop wearing 18th century clothing

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lets be pointy with mama

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Stolen from reddit where it wasn't being properly appreciated

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look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

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PEDRO PASCAL Vanity Fair | July - August 2025

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Oh boy I can't wait to see what kind of posts are in my favorite character's tag! :D

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people think that sci fi is about actors throwing themselves around spaceships but it's also about being bald and goth

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World’s first neutering [x]