dahliamydear

[dahliamydear]

not even morning time anymore. but my message still stands

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So fucking tired dawg

[dahliamydear]

"I asked grok" "I asked chatgpt" Okay well I asked Oliver and he said "Braawooooosh PHRRRRRRRRRRUMPH! BWAAAAAAAAAH!" While wiggling his trunk around.

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You mean you guys have never bitten or chewed on a bead-filled plushie??? They can handle it!! It's enrichment, the sound of the beads is how u know they're having a good time.

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Sure trauma sucks and all but i mean it did give me an attachment to plushies, which has brought me immense joy. So im not glad it happened to me but im glad plushies were there

[dahliamydear]

In a better world (source of parody under cut)

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you should play toys sometimes. for your wellbeing.

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also drew him as a care bear :3

[dahliamydear]

its hard being hot and fat and hairy but someone’s gotta do it

[dahliamydear]

let's hear it for crotch seams!! WOO WOOWHOO WOOHOOW WOOWO clap clap clap clap clap clap

[dahliamydear]

it/its pronouns are the coolest thing ever btw and you should give anybody who uses them $1,700 immediately

[dahliamydear]

the scarring is barely noticeable but it does make him feel tough lolol. also his lil tuft stands up straight again!

ash was due for a good bath lol. just scrubbed him down, rinsed and towel dried him and ironed out his lil fire tuft bc it was gettin super floppy ^^; now hes looking nice n fresh! gonna take my chances with the mini hair dryer to get more of the water out of him, wish me luck

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OOP he got a tiny lil heat scar on the side of his head. sorry buddy 😭 but hes mostly dry and handsome as ever !

ash was due for a good bath lol. just scrubbed him down, rinsed and towel dried him and ironed out his lil fire tuft bc it was gettin super floppy ^^; now hes looking nice n fresh! gonna take my chances with the mini hair dryer to get more of the water out of him, wish me luck

[dahliamydear]

ash was due for a good bath lol. just scrubbed him down, rinsed and towel dried him and ironed out his lil fire tuft bc it was gettin super floppy ^^; now hes looking nice n fresh! gonna take my chances with the mini hair dryer to get more of the water out of him, wish me luck

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yeah dude, she spent like 2 hours introducing me to her stuffed animals, even the ones she fucks.