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its it's important to lie in bed and make yourself as scared as possible all the time
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just remember, tense your shoulders, grit your teeth, take rapid shallow breaths and say to yourself ”oh shit, oh fuck, this is all my fault”
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actually hard work isnt worth anything. theres no reward there, not inside or outside yourself. dont bother
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You have too many ideas.
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You are out of ideas.
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Your friend will cancel at the last minute.
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You forgot to update your daily gimmick blog.
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You can't make forcefem jokes on main.
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The adblocker stopped working again.
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The same worms that eat me will someday eat you too.
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Store-bought pesto just got more expensive.
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There are photos of your grandpa with a toothbrush moustache.
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You can always accidentally reblog knifeplay on your main.
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You wouldn't survive a romance movie.
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You'll see a guy in your sensual japanese comics tagged as yuri tonight
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