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daily-life-of-an-assassin · 2 months ago

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Duck duck grey duck

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daily-life-of-an-assassin · 2 months ago

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Beautiful afternoon for a stroll through the courtyard

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daily-life-of-an-assassin · 2 months ago

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Spot the assassin

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daily-life-of-an-assassin · 2 months ago

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It's time for another round of...

SPOT

THE

ASSASSIN

#find me if you can #lemme know if you need a clue

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daily-life-of-an-assassin · 2 months ago

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Dramatic selfie w/ the stars

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daily-life-of-an-assassin · 2 months ago

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Spot the assassin

#if you *can* that is #I'm kind of an expert at hiding so good luck

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daily-life-of-an-assassin · 2 months ago

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Thought I heard a banshee wailing in the woods, turns out it was just this screaming dog

#if your dog is missing lmk #seemed pretty timid so i hope youre not abusing it or anything untoward

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daily-life-of-an-assassin · 2 months ago

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Def one of my fave places to smoke up

#love gettin blazed with the Kuma family statues #420 #blaze it #use my coupon code NOTHINGISTRUE to save 20% on premium Hashassin's Kush products at checkout!

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daily-life-of-an-assassin · 2 months ago

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"Hey my good buddy Yasuke, watcha doing?"

"Oh, you know... the usual..."

#i swear everytime i see him this guy is covered in blood #always other people's blood - never mine #guy refuses to hit it when aunt flo is visiting :/

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daily-life-of-an-assassin · 2 months ago

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Another post-reno pic of the courtyard

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daily-life-of-an-assassin · 2 months ago

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Who doesn't love a good campfire? 👍

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daily-life-of-an-assassin · 2 months ago

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Holy shit. I was hiding in a bush and saw Yasuke disassemble a guy like he was a kid playing a little too rough with an action figure

#turns out not all gaijin are the same #even the dark ones hate the white man with a passion #think i yeard yasuke say “let's see you make another watermelon joke after THIS” right before this happened

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daily-life-of-an-assassin · 2 months ago

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full moon tonight

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daily-life-of-an-assassin · 2 months ago

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PSA: stay home tomorrow if you work at Himeji castle...

#consider yourself warned #my coin purse is tingling #there are riches in that castle i know it #and after the courtyard reno i NEED them #its friday anyway maybe you should just call in sick

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daily-life-of-an-assassin · 2 months ago

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Just finished renovations on the courtyard (widened up the bridge, changed some plants, etc.)!

I'm happy with the results, but now my coin purse is hungry and has started whispering in my ear telling me to k*ll every person I pass by and steal their mon

#hard work pays off #on that grind #self employed #boss ass bitch #if you stop buying somen and sake everyday you top can achieve your goals #buy my new course “101 ways to kill a man” and learn how you too can make bank and buy the hideout of your dreams

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daily-life-of-an-assassin · 2 months ago

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Can't sleep ever since i saw that weird ass deer, so I just keep thinking...

F*ck it, time for a change of pace. Bigger bridge = more bitches, I just know it!

Absolute favorite part of my hideout is the courtyard

#the bitches love my courtyard #gonna start renovating ASAP

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daily-life-of-an-assassin · 2 months ago

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Rudolph the reindeer if his horns glowed instead of his nose

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