daily-mc-block-flavor-rating
daily-mc-block-flavor-rating
Daily Minecraft Block Flavor Ratings
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I take @daily-mc-block's posts and rate their flavor, texture and danger rating out of ten points. Feel free to ask for something specific!
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Glass :3
Flavor: 0 / 10
Texture: N/A
Danger: 5 / 10 dont chew
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Light Blue Stained Glass Pane
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Carefully.
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End Gateway
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Wait that's radioactive too, why does the universe keep conspiring to give me cancer.
Not only that, but it's right next to lead on the periodic table?? This would be a great way to get killed, don't lick this
Flavor: Disqualified
Texture: Disqualified
Danger: 255 / 10
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Polonium
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had to search youtube real hard for this but i FOUND IT
Edit: Since this very unexpectedly blew up and it was formerly undescribed, a description has been added under the cut!
[Video ID: Mike Nawrocki, the voice of Larry the Cucumber, stands in a voice booth wearing a grey sweater and rectangular glasses situated low on his nose. He is holding a binder full of paper (presumably scripts) in his left hand and a toilet plunger in his right, occasionally gesturing with said plunger as he does a version of the Macbeth 'is this a dagger' monologue by Shakespeare in Larry's nasal, squeaky voice. "Is this a plunger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee! I have thee not, and yet, I see thee still. Art thou not fatal vision, sensible to feeling as to sight, or art thou but a plunger of the mind, a false creation, proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?" Mike turns his head slowly towards the plunger and exclaims, "This thing is disgusting!" End ID.]
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How do I eat a nothing
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Void Air
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What am I supposed to say about plastic? It's hard, kinda Flavorless, but at least it's smooth!
Flavor: 0 / 10
Texture: 5 / 10
Danger: 0 / 10
Dead Tube Coral Wall Fan is a nice block
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Tastes like burning!
Flavor: 🔥 / 10
Texture: 🔥 / 10
Danger: 🔥 / 10
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Heat Block
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Pretttty sure these ones are just dead leaves? If they're not dead, they're definitely dying. At least they crumch, but you need to deal with a Pale Garden to get them - go during the day or with friends!
Flavor: 1 / 10
Texture: 7 / 10
Danger: 7 / 10
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Pale Oak Leaves
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turn your sound on
dog goes gorp
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Dead Tube Coral Wall Fan is a nice block
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right, you wanted to rate chorus fruit. here the reminder
I have already rated Chorus Fruit here!
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Cowarddddd imagine saying smth isn’t edible because it’s unsafffeeeeeeee
Ediblity is a scale of how much you should eat it.
You're thinking of eatability - whether or not you can eat something.
Also, I'm not calling things inedible because they're dangerous, I'm just informing you guys of the side effects, so that you can decide what to eat.
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Tomatoes are great! They're a little wet and squishy but they're a good ingredient!
Flavor: 7 / 10
Texture: 4 / 10
Danger: 0 / 10
can we request "(item) in an item frame" as a block or does that not count as its own?
Item frames are entities rather than blocks, so we won't be posting them (unless we get super silly)
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I legit spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out how to describe mud without using the word "muddy"
Flavor: 1 / 10
Texture 1 / 10
Danger: 3 / 10 dunno where it's been
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Mud
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I love the crunch of stepping on dead leaves, surely eating them would be great!
Flavor: 2 / 10
Texture: 10 / 10
Danger: 3 / 10 there's bugs living there sometimes
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Leaf Litter
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They look like rasins, but don't be fooled! This is a clump of Spooky Tree goo!
First off, you'll need to deal with Creaking, so do be careful. You'll get Resin by punching them, so get to it!
Anyway, they're hard and crunchy, assuming you don't break your teeth. They also taste like wood that's been soaked in sugar water, yum! (Though I used to suck/chew on tongue depressors in middle school, so I'm not the best judge of this)
Flavor: 5 / 10
Texture: 7 / 10
Danger: 4 / 10
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Resin Clump
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Eating mud bricks is kind of like eating a bit brownie, if the brownie were overcooked and made of mud instead of chocolate. Don't bite too hard, it will win.
Flavor: 1 / 10
Texture: 1 / 10
Danger: 2 / 10
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Mud Bricks
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