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was at the local watering hole when the news broke and a random guy looking at his phone went "wow!" so i asked "trump?" and he said "no, new species of tiger beetle"

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Due to budgetary constraints we do not have the resources for any Ship of Theseus bullshit and we have chosen death over continuity.

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told my cabbie for the 3am airport trip that I was feeling a bit nauseous and he immediately took my bag away from me and said "Trip to the airport is 12 dollars. I'll drive slow." and then he did-- no fast corners, very gentle stops at the lights. and I was willing to pay the extra few dollars for it, but when the meter hit $12 he clicked stop and let me ride the rest of the way free. and it might just be the insanity of waking up at 2:30 after 4 hours of sleep but I was really emotional about it. Like ok Mr Sandeep, the world is still good actually.

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moon and rainbow at sunrise by mark ham

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If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

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Not to downplay the importance of boycotts but it’s so funny to me when boycott lists have like designer clothing brands on them. Yeah i’ll get right onto boycotting Chanel. I’ve got tons of experience doing that already

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i think everyone needs to get into wildlife identification it's like a minigame for real life

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so whatd you think 👁️👁️

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“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

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So the shower perch fell off the wall today and Mia got a bit more water than she bargained for

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oatmeal cookie haters can’t touch me. i understand things about this world you never will

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i am in fact NOT being very brave about it and will whine and complain until i die. As is my right

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can editing memes to relate to hockey be my niche plzzzzz