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fake ass nonchalance i see you turning into a tomato when your lover gives you a peck on the cheek

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And yet somehow, still not the worst lawyer and/or defendant that's been in an Ace Attorney game

(Text is from Dropout TV/Game Changer)

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I have a headcanon that Sanji struggles with wanting/asking for non-sexual intimacy from Zoro. So if he's having a rough day or just wants to be held by the man he loves he'll initiate sex in order to feel that connection, regardless of whether he's actually in the mood. But Zoro's gotten unnervingly good at telling when he's doing this and redirecting to give him what he actually needs in that moment.

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The other day I was dying laughing at the thought of Zoro (first time feeling attraction) talking to Luffy (never felt attraction in his life) about his feelings for Sanji and them coming up with a wildly incorrect assumption about what's happening

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have you lot heard about the tiktoker who’s taking on the actual government over a parking ticket? because she’s a hero

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roommates getting top surgery and they put a tracking chip on him and now im getting updates like hes a pizza

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Firefox Extensions I like

UBlock Origin - Adblocking

Chameleon - IP and random agent spoofing

TrackMeNot - Floods web search engines with false queries at a settable interval

Location Guard - Obfuscates precise location

Privacy Possum - Blocks and falsifies information collected by tracking

ClearURLs - Removes tracking elements from URLs

LocalCDN - Prevents third party requests

CanvassBlocker - Prevents fingerprinting

UnPaywall - Circumvents paywalls for research papers

Sci-Hub - Adds a Sci-Hub link to academic papers

ChromeMask - Disguises Firefox as Chrome for Chrome-only websites

FlagFox - Adds a flag next to the URL indicating its origin

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stressed little loser

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impel down summary

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maybe next time

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The hygiene issue could be far worse than we realize

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He’s been getting away with it for years. No one on the crew has caught on yet.

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woopsie!

Based on this tweet

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Someone get him a bandage and a cooler story!! Quick!!