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I-I'm sorry? I panicked! And agh. I'll go away now. [starts walking away]

[shocked breaks away] What do you think you’re doing?!

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[stares at her for a bit, sighs,  then 

So then it’s not anything… Have fun figuring it out.

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Anything to have you believe me.  Just nothing to extreme..

I’m not sure.. I’ve never been on this position before. Would you try anything?

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No you're not. Everyone has someone. 

What can I do to prove to you that I'm not lying? 

Because, nobody, not even my own mom has ever liked me. I’m ultra destined to be alone for the rest of my life Dale.

Qui— Please quit lying.

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How is it so hard to believe? 

Link likes Zelda?

But-but no! [places hands over face] That is not possible, 

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But, I'm not trying to cheer you up. I'm just trying to show you... [places hands on her shoulders lightly] I'm trying to show you that this loser standing right in front of you likes you and it's not a game. I'm trying to show you that I like you just as much as [insert a cheesy video game reference]

Again with that Dale? Listen, I really appreciate that you want to cheer me up but what I meant is that no guy at all will like me. Really, thank you for trying, but I can’t keep playing these stupid games.

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Well you did say that you won't be what muscly and sporty guys want and I don't know. I thought if I tried hard enough to be at least 50% of that then you'll realize that a sporty guy wants you? I don't know, I'm not good at stuff like this. 

Woah woah hey hold on there, me? Don’t blame me for your actions

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Then don't talk about the type of guys you're interested in or else I'll do something stupid again. 

You shouldn’t try changing for one girl. If she doesn’t notice you, then perhaps she’s too blind to see what a great guy you are. Same happened to me many times. I thought I was doing the right thing by pretending be something else, but it’s not worth it.

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Oh no, I'm not trying to fit in. I'm just.. trying to be what this one girl wants me to be, or what she wants in a guy. Since it seems like she can't look past this one guy and yeah. 

Stupid reasons don’t exist; but don’t change who you are just to fit if that’s what you’re trying. The world needs some cool geeks around.

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Agh.. It's a stupid reason. I just know I'm never trying baseball ever again. 

That is so not you doi. Why would you try to be something like that?

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[walks over to the kitchen to get a drink] I don't know, my attempt at being a sort of mucsely and sort of sporty guy? 

I know you enough to know you don’t do sports

What’s up with that?

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Missed you too. [smiles lightly] Just, sports and working out and yeaah.

Oh you’re back—- The hell happened to you?

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[walks back into the house all bandaged up] Oh yay, home.

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Brilliant! 

A night run might be fun.

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Just because I'm your friend, that doesn't mean I don't like your pink hair bits! [lightly lifts a strand up] I'm saying that because I actually like them! [throws hands up in frustration] I-I.. I'm leaving. [brushes past her and slams the front door.]

But you’re my friend Dale! I know you don’t really like them. You just say that to make me feel better. I’ve already realized I will never be what muscly and sporty guys like. I’ll stick to my video games, at least their plots hurt less.

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At least I'm back! We can go running together tomorrow morning or tonight. Your choice.

And you left before we could even go on a run together.

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Uh.. I would? I don't know about other guys but I like those random pieces. 

Don’t even start with the pretty. It doesn’t count since you’re my friend. Lets be real. From all other girls around here, who would go for the one covered in oil and has the weirdest pieces of pink hair.