damascusdalek
damascusdalek
"Blame The Unions" say the Jedi
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Dama |They/Them| 26| bi(maybe idk man) | I like too many things to list. Icon design by me, made by sorbetdraws on Twitter
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damascusdalek · 9 months ago
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Once more for those in the back.
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damascusdalek · 9 months ago
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i learned that the world record for the loudest thing ever shouted belongs to an Irish female teacher who shouted the word “quiet” at 121 decibels, the equivalent of a jet engine (x)
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damascusdalek · 9 months ago
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Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese
“The greatest mafia movie (n)ever made.”
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damascusdalek · 9 months ago
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“oh yes, i am very reasonable and normal about this subject!!”
*proceeds to mass reblog any related content*
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damascusdalek · 10 months ago
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literally fuck companies that don't want their employees to act "unprofessional" in front of customers. I'm at a five guys rn and the employees here are joking around calling orders back and forth to each other and saying things in weird voices and laughing with each other while they work. Someone just came in for their shift while I was waiting for my food and was greeted by the whole kitchen with a secret handshake lookin thing. It was so silly and cute I love seeing ppl have fun at work and I know my food's gonna be bomb bc the ppl there are having fun with each other. Let employees be people and friends and have fun what is the issue!!!!
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damascusdalek · 10 months ago
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damascusdalek · 10 months ago
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asdsadfdsf by SHUPAMI [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.
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damascusdalek · 10 months ago
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pls
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damascusdalek · 10 months ago
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Kingdom Hearts Melody of Memory
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damascusdalek · 10 months ago
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This is an incredible story.
A man assassinates a former prime minister and gives his demands to the government who turn around and go “Actually yeah, these are quite a good ideas.”
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damascusdalek · 10 months ago
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damascusdalek · 10 months ago
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Have a shark
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Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them
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damascusdalek · 10 months ago
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y'all ever reach the end of google
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damascusdalek · 10 months ago
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those marvel villain joke posts are like completely true btw lol
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here's hellcat and iron man beating up the universal healthcare guy ^
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