damhandathan

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i need to clench collins in my sweaty little fist like a toddler holding her favorite polly pocket

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john is crying john is crying john is crying john is crying john is crying john is crying john is crying john is crying john is crying john is crying john is crying john is crying john is crying john is crying john is crying john is crying john is crying john is crying john is crying john is crying john is crying john is crying john is crying john is crying john is crying john is crying johniscrying-

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WHAT

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jarthur is literally the toxic codependent embodiment of 'in sickness or in health, in life or death' and it's not even funny

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Never kill yourself THE BUTCHER IS BACK

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THAT CANADIAN MUST PAY

THAT CANADIAN MUST PAY

THAT CANADIAN MUST PAY

THAT CANADIAN MUST PAY

THAT CANADIAN MUST PAY

THAT CANADIAN MUST PAY

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You've heard of “enemies to lovers” now put your britches on and get ready for “strangers to enemies to friends to codependency to enemies to friends to enemies to queerplatonic soulmates to enemies to thrice-divorced husbands to strangers to enemies back to soulmates to-“

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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

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if you see me open spotify and hear male whimpering sounds just know it's not porn i'm either listening to the malevolent podcast or deftones

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reblog if you’re dripping with blood and tears like a suffering homosexual

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i think we as a fandom collectively don't bring enough attention to inej literally GOING AND BREAKING INTO pekka rollins' secured estate, threatening him with torture, and taunting him by placing a crow plush in his son's sleeping arms, all seemingly bc she found out what he did to kaz as a child. she is unhinged, quite frankly, and i love her that way.

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Arthur with curls

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Does anybody think that pre-canon arthur lester looks like Roger from 101 Dalmatians or is that just me

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“gay divorce rate is higher than heterosexual divorce rate” factoid is actually just statistical error. gay divorce rate is not higher. Elias and Peter, who get approximately 28 divorces a year, are outliers and should not have been counted

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Season three Arthur: my body is a temple

Post-dark-world John: [sweating] how do you know about that

Arthur: what

John: what