Kim | your local vampire | possibly actually a witch✨ACAB✨ 🦇
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whenever my iced coffee starts to sweat it's like -_- what r u so stressed over . your'e cofe
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freddy vs jason but it’s that gta v cutscene where lamar roasts franklin
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life on the murder scene / three cheers for sweet revenge
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sometimes I look online for videogame guides and it’s almost always useless specifically because of how much of a mess I am. they’re like “here’s 500 of our best tips, tricks, and secrets!” and I’m like yes that’s all well and good but I’m here because I forgot which button opens the map and the game won’t tell me again
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Feeling cute, might plunder a merchant ship before running away from an English man o’war later on, idk
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replacing my mental illness with vampirism
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i think some of you need to eat a slice of cheesecake and listen to ambient rain noises ten hours
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live on the murder scene
laugh on the murder scene
love on the murder scene
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Allegory of Vanity (detail, 1632-6) Antonio de Pereda
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i’m the only one in the house allowed to make noise and be annoying, actually
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