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Yeah so unfortunately, my friend was right. Muttering 'I'm gonna put on the greatest talent show this town has ever seen' darkly to myself is not only vastly funnier than saying I'm gonna kms, but is also somehow more concerning to anyone who might overhear it

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The Yellow One (COMPLETE)

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I freaking know Emmet and Ingo have this hung up in their station

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This goes out to those 17% that still follow me for star wars ... what the fuck are you still doing here

AU Guide || Tip Jar

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remember: don't chase the pain. if you're lucky enough to have access to an adequate supply of painkillers, use them early. if your pain is episodic, not continuous, hit the pain as soon as you notice it and your chances of avoiding a bad episode improve.

if you wait around to see if it gets 'bad enough' for painkillers, you're more likely to end up in a lot of pain that's difficult to control.

the tricky part is, if you do it right, it feels like you did it wrong. because if you catch the pain early before it gets bad, it often feels like 'it never got that bad so maybe i didn't need the medication.'

but it didn't get that bad BECAUSE of the medication! you did it right. it's okay to use the tools at your disposal. fuck the stigma.

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It’s in the ionss

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After literal YEARS I’ve finally gotten around to writing a Transformers Fanfic

This fic is basically an excuse for me to give Soundwave cat behaviours cause I think the most serious mech in the Decepticon army deserves to be a fucked up lil weirdo (/aff) too

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65415448/chapters/168347008

+Spoilers (can be read without the chapter tho)

But art for the chapter >:)

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unpopular opinion: Vimes is kind of drama queen

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i hope famous women continue to be exactly as explicitly sexual in their work as they desire. i hope charlie xcx releases a new album where the cover art is her in a pup mask with a strap on. i hope megan thee stallion's next song is so horny it kills somebody.

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Sokka and Zuko get SO much funnier when you remember this is both of their first times talking to another teenage boy in years. Sokka had all the other boys leave the tribe when he was little and Zuko just hasn’t talked to other teenage boys. They wanna be friends but have absolutely no clue how to talk to other teenagers. I love them so much.

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Watching Jurassic Park and I have Opinions on this place as a zoo. Feeding the predators live prey?? There's other ways to provide enrichment! Also that enclosure is way too small for multiple large animals like that! Electric fences? Ha! Electric fences won't stop a fucking goat! Where's the zoo experts? Who designed these enclosures?? Were all zoos this shitty in the 90s???