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update:Ā Ā sorryĀ Ā iĀ havenātĀ beenĀ asĀ activeĀ asĀ iĀ usuallyĀ amĀ ,Ā butĀ iĀ haveĀ beenĀ takingĀ careĀ ofĀ myĀ horseĀ sinceĀ hisĀ injuryĀ &Ā alsoĀ neededĀ aĀ breakĀ fromĀ tumblrĀ sinceĀ theĀ updateĀ Ā &Ā Ā formattingĀ Ā discourseĀ Ā ,Ā thisĀ reallyĀ diminishedĀ myĀ museĀ &Ā motivationĀ toĀ writeĀ .Ā iĀ willĀ returnĀ eitherĀ thisĀ weekendĀ ,Ā orĀ earlyĀ Ā nextĀ weekĀ .Ā iĀ apologizeĀ toĀ thoseĀ iĀ oweĀ repliesĀ toĀ ,Ā butĀ knowĀ thatĀ yourĀ patienceĀ isĀ appreciatedĀ .
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ā.Ā Ā š«š®š„šš¬Ā &Ā šš¢šØ ā.Ā Ā š¢š§ššš«šš¬šĀ š¬š®š«šÆšš² ā.Ā Ā ššššš¬š¬š¢šš¢š„š¢šš² Ā š©šØš¬š ā.Ā Ā š¦šš¦šš¬Ā Ā :Ā accepting ā.Ā Ā šš¢š¬ššØš«šĀ :Ā mutualsĀ onlyĀ ,Ā onĀ request
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Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā @mirrorhauntedāĀ Ā Ā Ā Ā , Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āĀ Ā šš·š“ Ā ššøš¼š“ Ā šøāš
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you all only hate me because you do not like me and i am mean to you. grow up
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Ā @loupnsāāĀ Ā Ā ,Ā Ā Ā Ā āĀ Ā Ā š¾š·Ā Ā ,Ā Ā š»š¾šš³Ā .Ā Ā ššøš»š»Ā š½š¾Ā Ā š¾š½š“Ā Ā šš·ššĀ Ā š¼š“Ā Ā ššæĀ Ā ?Ā Ā āĀ Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā /Ā Ā Ā x
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gender: bastard
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Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā @bcttcmbcttleāĀ Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā , Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā Ā š¾š· Ā , Ā š°š¼ Ā šø Ā š¶š»š°š³ Ā šš¾ Ā Ā šš“š“ Ā šš¾š Ā & Ā šš¾ Ā š¼šš²š· Ā š»š“šš Ā š³š“š°š³ Ā šš·š°š½ Ā šø Ā š“ššæš“š²šš“š³ Ā . Ā āĀ Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā / Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā x
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the struggle you are up against makes you what you are.
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Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā @ofcarthāā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ,Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā Ā youāreĀ Ā lookingĀ Ā atĀ Ā socialĀ Ā confusionĀ ,Ā Ā economicĀ Ā depressionĀ ,Ā Ā &Ā Ā probablyĀ Ā someĀ Ā riotsĀ .Ā Ā goodĀ Ā luckĀ Ā Ā . Ā ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā / Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā x
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Angel Season Two Sentence Starters
ā Itās been a long time. Iād love to see that boy. ā
ā You canāt see everything. Youāre just a vampire, like everyone else ā that didnāt come out right. ā
ā Oh, lord, will no one shut me up? ā
ā The road to redemption is a rocky path. ā
ā Itās not that vampires donāt photograph, itās just that they donāt photograph well. ā
ā Iāve been accused of a great many things in my time, but paranoid has never been one of them. Unless people have been saying it behind my back. ā
ā I still canāt believe youāre here. I meanā¦I killed you. ā
ā Sort of missing the whole ācreature of the nightā angle, isnāt he? ā
ā You need some serious saving. Looks like Iāve got my work cut out for me. ā
ā All you little worker bees, plotting your little schemes. ā
ā Our discussions tend to go about three minutes, then itās strictly name calling and hair pulling. ā
ā Do you know how hard it is to think with a rebar through your torso? ā
ā The time Iāve lived, Iāve seen some horrors, scary behavior, and a couple of fashion trends I constantly pray to forget. But I see people try. I see them try to be better. ā
ā Just shut up! One more excuse from you and I am gong to bury you alive, next to my house so I can hear you screaming. ā
ā Top of the middle of the day to you too. ā
ā Some people just shouldnāt have money. ā
ā Killing is so merciful in the end, isnāt it? The pain is ended. ā
ā Imagine Bonnie and Clyde if they had a hundred and fifty years to get it right. ā
ā God, I could eat his eyeballs. ā
ā Youāre fun for a human. ā
ā You donāt learn that kind of darkness, itās innate. It was in you before we ever met. ā
ā Thereās gonna be a lot of trouble, and I say: bring it on. ā
ā You see, no matter how good a boy you are, God doesnāt want you! But I still do. ā
ā What? Thatās the plan? Walking real quick was the plan? ā
ā Vampire living in a city known for itās sun, driving a convertible. Why do you hate yourself? ā
ā Oh, no, I canāt do anything fun tonight. I have to count my past sins, then alphabetize them. Oh, by the way, Iām thinking of snapping on Friday. ā
ā Lifeās too short. Believe me, I know. Four hundred years, and still too short. ā
ā Is that was you think? You did me a favor? You damned me. ā
ā God never did anything for you, but I will. ā
ā Tell the truth, whose face do you want to look at for all eternity, his or mine? ā
ā My soul is well past saving. Let the devil take me if heāll have me. It doesnāt matter, either way, I die. ā
ā You can bet if someone ordered a male body part for religious sacrifice, the world would be atheist ā āĀ *snaps*Ā ā āĀ like that! ā
ā You know, just because we had a thing for a hundred and fifty years, donāt presume you know me! ā
ā Weāre about a month and whatā¦four hundred years too late? ā
āI donāt care. I donāt wanna die. ā
ā I truly am sorry. The fact of the matter is, there is nothing I can do. ā
ā I felt it. I felt how you care, the way no oneās ever cared before. Not for me. ā
ā Iām not gonna leave you. Every moment you have left, Iām gonna be by your side. You never have to be alone again. ā
ā I only got half the story, half of it didnāt make sense. ā
ā Somehow that weirds me out more than the whole blood-sucking thing. ā
ā You have to change the way youāve been doing things. Donāt you see where this is taking you? ā
ā I believe you said something aboutā¦a massacre. ā
ā My ass is not pansy! ā
ā Well, I for one, would just like to point out the patheticness that is us. ā
ā Vampires. Sloth demons. You know whatās really, really evil? Tequila. ā
ā Canāt a woman wreak a little havoc without there being a man involved? ā
ā You miss him, like a heartbeat. ā
ā Let them fight the good fight. Someone has to fight the war. ā
ā I asked you for a favor, and youāre avoiding me. Thatās impolite. ā
ā Hey, guy I ran over. ā
ā Hey, girl who ran over me. ā
ā Itās like a song. Now, I can hold a note for a long time, but eventually, thatās just noise. Itās the change weāre listening for. The note coming after and the one after that. Thatās what makes it music. ā
ā Man, you just get darker and darker, and the weird thing is ā your aura? Beige. ā
ā Donāt try and tell us thereās nowhere to go but up, because the truth is, thereās always more down. ā
ā Tell the truth. If the world were to end tonight, would it really, in your heart of hearts, be such a terrible thing? ā
ā Seventeen karaoke bars. You know, I need to lie down and scrub out the inside of my head. ā
ā You walked away. Do us a favor and just stay away. ā
ā You donāt make that funny expression when I knock. Or, if you do, I donāt see it. ā
ā I never had to look so hard to find trouble before. ā
ā Itās L.A. The evilās probably just tied up in traffic, or something. ā
ā The world doesnāt work in spite of evil. It works with us. It works because of us. ā
ā If there wasnāt evil in every single one of those people out there, why, they wouldnāt be people.Ā ā
ā I donāt even know what you are anymore. ā
ā It doesnāt matter. None of it matters. ā
ā Get dressed and get out, because the next time I see you, I will have to kill you. ā
ā You saved me. Iām sorry I couldnāt do the same for you. ā
ā If thereās no great glorious end to all this, if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. ā
ā I fought for so long, for redemption, for a reward, and finally just to beat the other guy. ā
ā If thereās no bigger meaning, then the smallest act of kindness is the greatest thing in the world. ā
ā It sounds like youāve had an epiphany. ā
ā I think maybe weāre not alone in this. ā
ā You think youāre the first guy who ever rolled over, saw what was laying next to him, and went 'gueeyah!ā. Youāre not. Believe me. ā
ā Youād have known that, if you hadnāt had your head firmly up yourā¦place that isnāt on top of your neck. ā
ā Someone put a stake through that womanās bloody heart if she persists in popping her bloody chewing gum! ā
ā Just so we understand each other ā you and I? Weāre not friends. ā
āĀ Man, atonementās a bitch. ā
ā Now weāre saving a vampire from vampires?Ā ā
ā I got two words for that: nuh and uh! ā
ā Stop it, evil hand, stop it! ā
ā You are really gross. You know that? ā
ā I mean, walking I get, but power walking? Why not just run for a shorter time? Weird. ā
ā Do you want me to rip that guys head off for you? Because you know, I can. Really. I can just actually rip his head right of his body. ā
ā Everybody on board. Guilt trip leaving this station. ā
ā Home sweet hell. ā
ā Can everybody just notice how much fire Iām not on? ā
ā Iāll take the twenty on the left, you take the fifty on the right. ā
ā Lawyers. Donāt you people sleep during the day. ā
ā Oh, am I glad to see you ā and so much less dead than I expected. ā
ā Handsome man, saved me from the monsters. ā
ā Bad things always happen here. ā
ā A prophecy. Great. Because those always go well. ā
ā You want me to talk to my family? On purpose? ā
ā Why do people keep putting me in charge of things? ā
ā I got a plan. We die horribly and painfully, you go to Hell, and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus. ā
ā Iāve been trying to make an enchilada out of tree bark. ā
ā Ooo, why did you add that coward thing? Thatās really gonna piss him off. ā
ā Youāre looking at social confusion, economic depression, and probably some riots. Good luck. ā
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