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oh. you sure about that, rachel? why not use the song of the summer?! manchild!

Brittany, I'm Marley. Not Rachel. And I agree with you. Musical songs are great but we need to be expanding and using songs from this century a lot more. Do you have any songs you'd want to use?

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rachel, noah fence, but your song choices are super lame. no one wants to sing songs from funny woman and that miserable musical again. if you wanna win people over, you might wanna try something by kesha or ariana grande! or maybe even my girl sabrina!

Is anyone else excited for competition season to be back? Because I am. I've been putting together a list of songs that would be fun to perform as a group but obviously I'd get it if they weren't accepted songs but still, I'm so ready to get back into it! @encorehqsstarters

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you have summertime tea?! omg, you definitely need to come on my internet talk show sometime! maybe you heard of it! fondue for two! we'll talk the piping hot tea and enjoy some equally hot cheese! how's that sound?!

well, duh, i'm not a bull. ngl, i totally thought you were talking about me for a sec because i would totally look smoking in a sundress, but then i knew it couldn't have been me because i def ain't married, and i wouldn't set foot in a pawn shop because i've seen too many eps of pawn stars, and those people can be.... wild to put it nicely.

as much as i'm not super stoked about getting back into essay and exam mode, i have to admit, corny as it is, i kind of missed this place. even cornier- i missed you guys. what have you all been up to over the summer? anything juicy? embarrassing, maybe? anything to help me heal the wounds left behind by my most recent love-of-my life. ...ex-love-of-my-life that is. in exchange, i'll give you this piece of advice - you're not a bull. don't run towards the red flags. even if she has blue eyes and looks bonkers in a sundress. she will still steal your tv and pawn it for her incarcerated husband's commissary fund. ...okay, that last part might be mostly for me, but you get it. @encorehqsstarters

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no offence, q, but i thought you were abducted by aliens this summer! i'm glad you're okay though!!! if you want to come on, i can probably squeeze you in somewhere between the popular demand people like my leprechaun and lord tubbington with his latest pyramid scheme and scientology talks! i can try talking to tubbs about that, but i make no promises! you know how stubborn he is!

Do you understand how crazy it is that you have your own Internet talk show and haven't ever asked me to be a guest? Not to sound arrogant here, but I'd be a hit. So long as we go over questions beforehand. You know there are certain topics that are off limits. But ask me about the cheerios, psychology or how I'm able to maintain my blonde locks without any breakage and I'll spill all my secrets. So long as Lord Tubbington doesn't steal the lip gloss from my purse next time I'm over yours, I think this sounds like a great plan. @dancingbritts

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basics:

full name:  brittany susan pierce

nicknames:  britt, britts

gender:  cis-female

pronouns:  she/her

sexuality:  bi-corn

aesthetics:  cat hair stuck to your clothing, pinkie promises, glitter sticking to everything, a fresh box of crayola crayons, unicorn magic

age:  20

date of birth:  april 3

zodiac sign:  aries

hometown:  lima, oh

residence:  her parents' house

occupation:  dance student at mckinley college

species:  human

appearance:

faceclaim:  billie lourd

voice claim:  billie lourd

height:  5'1"

build:  slim; petite

eyes:  brown

hair:  blonde with light brown highlights; her hair has natural wave to it

piercings:  just her ears are pierced

tattoos:  none

other distinguishing features:  n/a

style:  she is usually seen wearing her cheerios uniform. when she is not wearing that, she is usually seen dressed super stylish and trendy. she enjoys wearing whatever the latest trends are, and if she is wearing something that isn't on trend, it usually quickly becomes the new trend

personality:

traits:  childlike, extroverted, blunt, unserious, daft, gullible

labels / tropes:  the wildcard

mental health:  good

physical health:  good; she gets exercise daily between cheerios practice, her dance classes and walking around campus

likes:  cats, unicorns, magic, using crayons, one tree hill, kindness, sweet things, jellybeans, dr. pepper, dancing, gossip, hot melted cheese

dislikes  people that hate cats, rude people, unsweetened iced tea, vegetables, the dentist, being called stupid

fears:  monsters under the bed, talking dolls (chuckie), dying

phobias:  n/a

hobbies:  cheerleading, dance, hosting her internet talk show

skills:  dancing, cheerleading, digging up gossip

quirks:  brings snacks with her everywhere

pet peeves:  getting unwanted advice and recommendations

family:

mother:  whitney pierce

father:  pierce pierce (adoptive); stephen hawking (biological)

siblings:  1 younger sister

birth order:  oldest

spouse / lover:  n/a

children:  n/a

pets:  a bengal cat named lord tubbington

notable close relatives:  n/a

best friend:  santana lopez, quinn fabray

rival:  tba

crushing on:  tba

nemesis:  lord tubbington's drug dealer

other:  tba

faves:

ice cream flavour:  moose tracks

time of the day / night:  daytime

weather:  sunny, not too hot

breakfast food:  she finds breakfast confusing

dinner food:  pizza

colours:  yellow

songs:  anything kesha, ariana grande and sabrina carpenter

other random stuff:

a cherished item:  lord tubbington, duh

first love:  lord tubbington

usual mood:  happy

1 thing they want to do / experience before they die:  help all the kitties find a home

defining moments:  making the cheerios with her besties

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Every Glee song ever  ↳My Cup

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requested by @masoncarr2244

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That one's horrible. There's no way you could like that. Brittany & Kitty in GLEE (2009-2015)

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Brittany S. Pierce: A Moodboard

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