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[dandelionwhisp]

this is a quick apology post from me. i haven’t been on tumblr very much except for a few check ups because after my trip, i got really sick and overwhelmed with work! i’m sorry for waiting this long to acknowledge it but i promise i’m doing my best to get back and see everyone again!! i miss all my interactions with mutuals and everyone so MUCH 😭

ALSO THIS IS ME IN SHOCK BC IVE BROKEN 100 FOLLOWERS ON TUMBLR??? I HAVE LIKE ONLY FOUR WORKS UP WHAT 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️

i LOVE YOU FUYS SO MUCH IM SO THANKFUL FOR ALL THE UNSPOKEN SUPPORT AND KINDNESS!

i promise when i can make like three straight hours available, i’ll check everyones fics (IVE BEEN TAGGED IN A COUPLE THAT IVE BEEN DYING TO READ BUT SO BUSY AND I FEEL LIKE I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO APPRECIATE THEM AS MUCH AS THEY SHOULD BE WHEN IVE BEEN SO TIRED AND SICK) and interact with everything i’ve missed!

i don’t know how much longer my absence will last and maybe it doesn’t bother anyone too much but i just wanted to update instead of staying silent while i have the time! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND THANK YOU AGAIN FOR EVERYTHING!!! 🥺💕💕💕

[dandelionwhisp]

this is a quick apology post from me. i haven’t been on tumblr very much except for a few check ups because after my trip, i got really sick and overwhelmed with work! i’m sorry for waiting this long to acknowledge it but i promise i’m doing my best to get back and see everyone again!! i miss all my interactions with mutuals and everyone so MUCH 😭

ALSO THIS IS ME IN SHOCK BC IVE BROKEN 100 FOLLOWERS ON TUMBLR??? I HAVE LIKE ONLY FOUR WORKS UP WHAT 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️

i LOVE YOU FUYS SO MUCH IM SO THANKFUL FOR ALL THE UNSPOKEN SUPPORT AND KINDNESS!

i promise when i can make like three straight hours available, i’ll check everyones fics (IVE BEEN TAGGED IN A COUPLE THAT IVE BEEN DYING TO READ BUT SO BUSY AND I FEEL LIKE I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO APPRECIATE THEM AS MUCH AS THEY SHOULD BE WHEN IVE BEEN SO TIRED AND SICK) and interact with everything i’ve missed!

i don’t know how much longer my absence will last and maybe it doesn’t bother anyone too much but i just wanted to update instead of staying silent while i have the time! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND THANK YOU AGAIN FOR EVERYTHING!!! 🥺💕💕💕

[dandelionwhisp]

PREPARING TO GET ON MY FLIGHT HOPEFULLY ILL GET SOME WRITING DONE IN MY NOTES BY THE TIME I GET HOME HHHHH ITS N I N E H O U R S

[dandelionwhisp]

YOOOOO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO???/$;)/!!:!/ I WAS WAIITNG IN SO MCUH ANTICIPATION FOR THIS STUNNINGGG FIC AFTER GETTING THAT SNEAK PEAK AND YOU DID NOT DISSAPAPOINTNTNTTT THIS SIS SOSOOSOS GODOODOEOEOEJDNDB

NAHHHH NAH BC THIS ALL COMING FROM JADES POV- THE TWIN WHO DOESNT SHOW HOW HE FEELS AND REVEALS NEXT TO NOTHING ABOUT WHAT HES THINKING???? SO GOOD LIKE SERIOUSLY HES ASSESSING EVERYTHING YK!! “TESTINGGGG”?!!?:!/!$:$/ SO GOOD THIS MMMMMMMM MMMMMM AND THE WAY HIS MASK BREAKS TO SHOW YOU HE SJUST AS UNHINGED IN THE VERY END AAAAAA

THAT ADDITIONAL LINE ABT MORAL CODE IS SO GOOD ITS WHAT SEPARATES AUTOMATONS AND HUMANS FROM EACH OTHER AND AAAGHHHHH SOOOO GOOOODODOODNENE LIKE I LOVE THAT HE UNDERSTANDS YOU ARENT 100% APPROACHING THEM WITH CARE AND CONCERN FOR THEM IN THOS EMOMENTS WHERE A CORPSE LIES ON THE FLOOR BUT ALSO FOR YOURSELF AN DHE KNOWS YOU ARE KIND AND NAIVE BUT NOT STUPID TO IGNORE YOUR POSITION AND SMART ENOUGH TO CHOOSE THE BEST OPTION FOR YOUR SURVIVAL

the human heart is fickle, but the inherent need to SURVIVE always prevails.

thiS TURNED OUT SO STUNNING HOW GORGEOUSSS THE LORE YOUVE WEAVED THROUGHOUT YOUR FICS IS MMMM FOAMS AT MOUTH I LOVE THIS SO SO MUCH THNAKKK YOU FOR THE FOOOOOOOOODDDDDD

Testing

Automation Au: Jade and Floyd Leech

As always, this au belongs to @jackplushie

Warnings!: body modification/body mutilation, blood, a dead body, violence. Please please please let me know if I'm missing anything, major or minor.

A/N: This beast has been sitting in my drafts half finished for almost a week because I just couldn't, I couldn't make the build-up and the final few paragraphs mesh. It was like the two halves of this fic were part of a messy divorce years ago and still don't want to talk to each other. I feel like I sold some of my soul for this one. But it's done, and there are some lines in there I really enjoyed, so at the end of the day I'm satisfied.

Edit: I keep forgetting to name these things!!

Jade has found that a life with you was full of surprises.

When they stumbled upon you in that scrapyard, barely functional and clinging to the last bits of life in their systems, Jade had been surprised by your willingness to help them. You blindly, naively, brought them into your modest abode and painstakingly pieced them back together. You constantly checked in with both of them, asking for consent, of all things, to continue to help them. You never pried, just offered them a sense of peace neither bot could ever remember experiencing.

After they were finally whole, you were able to surprise Jade again with your easy acceptance of their presence. Not once did either Leech bot feel as if they weren't wanted. And despite Floyd's relentless attempts to act as your protection detail or Jade's insistence on managing the household, you never expected their servitude.

Floyd confronted you about it, early on in this new experience. Jade couldn't blame his counterpart for his hostility, knowing of the life the other automation had lived in the gladiatorial games. No, Jade wasn't surprised by Floyd's serrated teeth gnashing incredibly close to your delicate throat, and Jade wasn't shocked to find the dark bruises on your arms in the perfect shape of Floyd's hands later that evening either. What did catch him off guard, was the brief flash of assessment that gleamed in your eye.

Jade has found that he quite enjoys trying to pull that same glint out of you.

He starts off small of course. He's quite fond of the dynamic that has built between the three of you, and while Floyd and he could simply refuse to leave, the idea of forcing you to do anything isn't a very appealing idea. He'd much rather you choose to have them stay by your side.

So he starts off small. Little subtle movements that are too fluid in the corner of your vision, phrasing comments just so to make you question the amount of humanity he truly understands. He can tell Floyd has begun to play with you as well, upping the ante of the game the twins are dragging you into when shallow claws and teeth marks begin to appear on your skin like calling cards. Sometimes Jade can convince Floyd to wait until he can join, and other times he has to take matters into his own hands when possessiveness strikes them.

All so he can finally piece together what that strange spark in your eye is. Jade has found that just glimpses of it weren't enough anymore.

It's Floyd who suggests their current... test. His counterpart had always been the more emotional of the two, and apparently, he was growing tired of feeling like he was lacking. And despite attempting to keep himself removed from those pesky human emotions you were always trying to teach, Jade could understand where the other was coming from. There was a distinct... gap... between the automations and you. And while Jade encouraged the differences between robots and humans intellectually, a part of him was always frustrated by the divide their physicality brought about.

So that is how Jade finds himself in their current position.

Your silhouette is illuminated by the backlight of the hallway behind you, but his robotic eyes are able to see the horror spread across your features when you spot their gracious donor. Next to him, Floyd scrambles to his feet, clumsy and off-kilter, like a new bot fresh off the assembly line. Jade feels a sense of pride well up from deep within him as the other bot is quick to figure out how his new bony and squishy pieces work. The replacement was crude, a rush job so Floyd could surprise you he claimed, but clearly, the synthetic nerves were operational.

Jade watches you. Your eyes haven't moved from the corpse on their bedroom floor as Floyd excitedly rambles about his new upgrades. Jade watches as you finally twitch at the longing that begins to creep into Floyd's voice, your eyes scanning the body for all the missing pieces to match the automation's descriptions of feeling your warmth with his own hands and finally being able to truly taste you. Your eyes notice the missing body parts (the ones Jade has set aside for his own personal use at a later date) at the exact same moment that Floyd gives a whinny warning call of your name. And finally, finally Jade sees it.

He sees it when you slide your eyes up to meet their expectant gazes. For a second, just a split second, he can see you truly process what you were seeing. He can see you think through your options, and he can see when you make your choice.

He's found that your reactions never disappoint.

A delightful shiver crawls its way up Jade's spine as you take careful steps toward them. He almost lets out a dreamy sigh as you keep your eyes on them, never even glancing at the mangled body you have to step over to reach Floyd. His brother does allow that sigh to hiss out past his lips, clearly relishing in your undivided, concerned attention.

As you gently, oh so gently, caress the crudely soldered seam where metal meets flesh on Floyd's body, the twins make eye contact over your head. There's an understanding between the manmade brothers. You've been doing so good so far, but just one more test. Just to see exactly how far you're willing to go for them. It is only fair, now that you know just how far they are willing to go for you.

Jade reaches out to you, wiping the tears from your cheeks. Admittedly, he's only making a bigger mess. Instead of wet, salty tear tracks left on your soft, human skin, there's an intense mixture of black, slick oil and red, sticky blood being rubbed onto your face. And you, like the good, smart human you are, don't even flinch. You just reach up with the hand not caressing Floyd and hold Jade's hand against your cheek.

The three of you are left standing there, with you gently holding the two automations against yourself. You don't flinch. Not at the growing stench of decay, decay of both the mechanical and organic types. Not at the amalgamation of liquids soaking into your clothes. Not at the random sparks flying from where their experiment hasn't exactly covered things correctly. You don't flinch when their grips get increasingly tighter as time goes on.

Jade has found that when it comes to situations like this, your reactions never disappoint because he's come to predict how you'll react. He's come to find out that while you insist on treating them as if they were never anything more than people, that doesn't mean that you are naive to the fact that they have never been human. You are well aware of the danger they are capable of posing to you, and you are well aware that they will not always follow a human moral code, if ever.

So Jade was utterly delighted at your reaction upon stumbling across him and his brother, utterly delighted at finally putting a name to that elusive glint he's come to expect from you. It finally allows him to put a reason behind the reactions he has come to expect.

Jade has finally come to find that you will always pick the path that leads to your survival.

[dandelionwhisp]

THISIISISISUAS THIS THIS THAIR SHISHS OMWMHDNS YPU MADE ITTTTTR IM SO PROUD OF YOU LOOK AG THIS BEAUTIFUL GROWING AUTHOR SLAYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I GOTTA READ WHAT I MISSED OMFJNANDNENEN THIS IS SUCH A WONDERFUL TREAT TO RETURN TO HOW GORGEOEUEUAUSU

Masterlist

Twisted Wonderland

Automation Au by @jackplushie

“Favorite Treat” - Cater Diamond

“Dumpster Diving” - Jamil Viper

“Testing” - Jade and Floyd Leech

General/All Characters/Lore

Yuu vs Overblots

Expansion on battle strats

Heartslaybul

Riddle Rosehearts

Ace Trappola

Deuce Spade

Cater Diamond

Trey Clover

Savannaclaw

Leona Kingscholar

Ruggie Bucchi

Jack Howl

Octavinelle

Azul Ashengrotto

“Contract Law”

Jade Leech

Floyd Leech

Scarabia

Kalim Al-Asim

Jamil Viper

Pomefiore

Vil Schoenheit

Epel Felmier

Rook Hunt

Ignihyde

Idia Shroud

Ortho Shroud

Diasomnia

Malleus Draconia

Silver

Sebek Zigvolt

Lilia Vanrouge

[dandelionwhisp]

NEVER MISSSINNGGGGGGGG WITH THESEEEEE DJJJJ MMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM

THE WAY YOU BROUGHT IN THE WHOLE RIDDLE SITUATION I WAS VERY PLEASANTLY SURPRISED WHAT AN ‘AVERAGE’ STUPID STUPID MAN YOURE SUPPOSED TO PAINT THE ROSES RED NOT OUR WINDOW

also i love the idea (ik its yandere but 👀👀) that since yuu/mc has been integrated into the mafias’ lives, the whole like overblot situation is still in effect where the mafia leaders + jamil changed for the ‘better’ (however their uh,, obsession might have also seen an increase) i LOVE YOUR IDEAS THANK YOUSUSUZUS

THERES SMTHN ABT THE WAY THEY CALL US BARTENDER SO- SO AUGHHSHSJKSHDJEBDBBD THIS IS LOWKEY SOFT AND VERY CUTE HONEY EATING GOOD WOTH THIS BAHAHHAHAHAHA THANK YOU SO MCUHSHSHDBSH WHAHHHHH

I think I haven’t written Trey in this AU yet, so….. have fun @honeyuuyuu

It’s a return shot for you saying I simp for cater. I do not.

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It’s raining again. The raindrops spilling over into drains, falling through those rusted metal grates,a disharmonious chorus of nature. Your fingers found the dial, turning the music in the bar up.

A clatter of bells cut short the song, as someone staggered through the glass door, leaving a bloody handprint smeared on the door handle. Wincing, you leapt over the counter, briskly walking to this customer.

He always came before opening hours. Alone.

“Grim”, you nodded to the door, “we’re closed.”

With a swipe of his paw, Grimm flipped the sign to closed, and settled before the door, ears at full alert. A loyal guard cat, with a temperament.

But even he understood how critical the situation was. An arm over your shoulder, you towed the man to the storage room, his green hair brushing against your neck,like gentle kisses.

Even when he’s injured, he’s still trying your heart. Awful.

You unceremoniously dump him into a chair, jerking his head up. Holding up two fingers, you wave them under his nose.

“How many?”

He squints, brow frowning. “Three?”

You shake your head, hands already hard at work, tossing open the first aid box. Fingers picking out gauze, needles and twine.

You flick a finger upwards.

“Shirt off.”

The man laughed, eyes crinkling behind red frames.

“Ah… so forward? I wouldn’t have expected that from you…”

You grip his shirt, tearing it apart with a flick of your wrist. This pain in the ass. He had the audacity to waltz into here, plaster your clean door with handprints, and say you’re a pervert. Awful, awful man.

“Stay still. I’ll patch you up.”

For awhile, the room with filled with nothing but the rustle of your bandages, and his silent groans. It’s clear that he’s trying to muffle them, the way he bit his lips raw. You jab him with your finger, making him flinch.

“No one comes at this hour. You can cry if you want. ”

“You jest, bartender darling.”

You raise an eyebrow, pulling the bandages tight enough to make him squirm.

“I know why you always come here. You do know Riddle wouldn’t care if you failed missions, right? He’ll be more worried about your wounds… he’s changed, Trey. He’s not as hung up on perfection as he was…”

Trey sighed, leaning back onto the chair, wincing softly.

“This isn’t.. isn’t about Riddle. It’s.. well… the others look up to me, and..”

“If you come home injured, it’ll ruin your image? You are truly vain, Trey Clover.”

Trey cringed at your use of his full name. You shook your head, dabbing at his wounds. This poor man. He had to put up with a tyrannical leader, and keep the rest of his gang alive. Even if things have changed, the pressure on him hasn’t let up, even by a bit.

You would give him a hug, if he’ll let you.

“And… it isn’t too bad to be treated by you. You’re very kind, Bartender.”

Ok. You withdraw the hug offer.

“Shut up, Clover.”

“How cold, Bartender.”

Looking at his pout, you crack a smile, giggling. He smiles back, a slight flush on his cheeks. Rainy days aren’t too bad, you suppose.

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MY BELOVED STUPID BOYS THANK YOU FORGGGG

ah…the power of friendship

[dandelionwhisp]

FORG YOU NEVER MISS WITH THE HUMOR ILY MALLEUS THE TRUE SKRUNKLE

he’s trying his best, but he’s very confused

[dandelionwhisp]

mMMMMMMMMM ONCE AGAIN MYRE PROVIDES THE GOODS THE HIGH QUALITY GOOODSSSS

THE WAY YOUVE IMPLEMENTED JADES OBSERVATIONAL ASPECTS AND JUST YOU DO SO GOOD WITH SHOWING CHARACTER TRAITS IN YOUR WRITING I FOAM AT MOUTH

sTOP??? “jade never makes a mess, unless he wanted to amuse himself” GOOOOOODDDBYYEEEE A PERFECT LINE THAT ENCAPSULATES HIM PERFECTLY MYREEEEEEEE???/&:)/‘vsjan

THE WEBBBING GNFNFNDND THE WIAT DOES THAT MEAN FAE BEASTMEN AND MERMEN ARE CANON IN THIS AU WIAT THAT WAS WRITTEN SO GOODOEJJSJDKWK

wait MC DOESNT KNOW ABT THEM BEING MERMEN?? HMM IDK EVEURHTIGN IS SO INTERESTING AHAHAHDGWBS THAT LAST LINE TOO I LOVE YOUR SNIPPETS OF THESE CHARACTERS SO MUCH THANK YOU <3

BAKRBAJRKEB came running as soon as I saw requests were open

Ok,, ok jade. In silver bullet AU, if you’re writing for characters in it. Idk, something, like his line of work, his thoughts about the bartender, ANYTHING. starving for jade crumbs

oh and maybe include an azul too, his thoughts about the bartender as well :] take your time!! Please do not overwork yourself with requests

Tw yandere, mentions of stalking.

Jade has always been one of your more treasured customers.

He doesn’t talk much, and he leaves more than generous tips.

He likes to watch you at work, shaking together cocktails for your customers. It’s somewhat eerie, with the way his eyes follow your every movement, pupils leering at your form.

You would tell him to cut it out, but he’ll probably deprive joy from making you uncomfortable. So you grin and bear it. He crosses his fingers, leaning onto the back of his hands, smiling at you all the while.

He tends to come alone. Especially on rainy days, where the streets are filled with the sky’s tears, drains roaring with the rainwater. Those cold, dark days are when he seeks out your bar.

Folding a smart black umbrella, he always greets you with a nod, his earring dangling from his left ear. He’s incredibly tactful, bringing a plastic bag to slide his umbrella in. Jade never makes a mess, unless he wants to amuse himself.

Unlike his brother, Jade is restrained chaos, staring behind gates rusted shut. Sometimes webbed hands creep out of the gaps, trailing on your skin, dripping his slime on your bare skin. Watching it gleam in the moonlight, his silent way of marking you for himself.

He likes when you spin around, eyes wary, darting around like some scared animal. You’re just too adorable, really. Maybe that’s why he’s taken to following you all the way home, slinking carefully in the shadows. Azul’s annoyed by it, but really, who better than Jade to make sure you’re… protected from the real creeps at night?

[dandelionwhisp]

MY TRIP IS ALMOSTOVER AND I CAN FINALLY GET BACK TO WRITING SOON I HAVE SO MUCH TO CATCH UP ON UGH I MISS EVERYONE AND READING EVERYONES WORDS SM ILL BE BACK SOON 😭✨💔

[dandelionwhisp]

WHEN I TELL YOU I SNORTED SO LOUD

sending people wikipedia articles is my favorite form of humor. one time a long time friend of mine asked why i was using a different name and acting different i sent him the wikipedia page for DID. ryder just asked me why its 108 degrees in nevada right now and i sent him the wikipedia page for global warming and the season of summer.

[dandelionwhisp]

YOOOOOOO

I don’t know if this is a theory people have brought up or not. But I feel like it’s implied Night Raven College was once the Evil Queens castle. I know it doesn’t look like the castle in the opening of the movie, but it would be hundreds of years old at this point, it very well could have gone through heavy renovations over the years.

But its by the ocean sitting on these rock/mountain/whatever you want to call it, over looking the town. So does NRC.

The courtyard of the school has a familiar looking well. The school has the Dark Mirror, whose to say it wasn’t always there? Crowley says the schools apple trees are historic. Pomfiore is the schools most historic ,and likely the oldest, dorm. Plus the theory that Crowley is meant to represent the queens Raven.

Also by this logic, I would say that means Royal Sword Academy is the castle we see Florian take Snow White to at the end of the movie. Because logically he would have to live in or have a residence, close enough for him to be riding by the queens castle, and being able to see it in the distance as they leave the forest. It would all have to be within some sort of riding distance. Which would sense if it was all on this small island.

[dandelionwhisp]

MHMMMMMMM SO YOURE ADMITTING IT :DD

Both of the tsunderes are fighting smh

I'M NOT A TSUNDERE THAT'S @jackplushie

[dandelionwhisp]

YOU HAVE CHILDREN WITH TREY, ACE, AND/OR AZUL??? OMS CONGRATS HUN!!1!1!1! though im sure theyd be quite sad to see their mother saying she doesn’t love her father :,(( </3

Both of the tsunderes are fighting smh

I'M NOT A TSUNDERE THAT'S @jackplushie

[dandelionwhisp]

WELL MYRE DE A R? HOW DID HE T A S T E ?

Both of the tsunderes are fighting smh

I'M NOT A TSUNDERE THAT'S @jackplushie

[dandelionwhisp]

-with your lips

ohhhh i see!! so you were kissing his neck mhmhmhm i get it okok :)

Both of the tsunderes are fighting smh

I'M NOT A TSUNDERE THAT'S @jackplushie

[dandelionwhisp]

CHOK- MYRE CHOKING AND MAKING OUT ARE TO VERY DIFFERENT THINGS VISUALLY HOW DOES THAT EVEN-

HONEYYU STOP LYIIN GGG

Both of the tsunderes are fighting smh

I'M NOT A TSUNDERE THAT'S @jackplushie