dandyduel

[dandyduel]

I do not "render." I do not "shade." I do not "paint," I do not "detail" and i do not draw "Backgrounds." I draw BLAND CHARACTERS standing in WHITE VOIDS And if it doesn't look good i GIVE UP.

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Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

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just because a guy has gay sex and falls in love with men doesn’t make him gay

[dandyduel]

The Upward Spiral

1. Mr. Self Develop

2. I Want This

3. Repairer

4. Big Man With A Smile

5. Heal

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dj, put that fag shit on

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«You can see how a cup falls from the table and breaks, but you will never be able to see how the pieces of the cup reassemble and return to the table»

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there's a jewish story about a rich man who goes to his rabbi to ask him about building an orphanage, and the rabbi is like "yeah duh go for it!!" and then later the rich guy comes back and is like "actually I've decided not to... I was just doing it for my own image and not coz I cared about orphans" and the rabbi was like "bitch the orphans don't care why you're building the orphanage!!!" and sometimes I wish I could say that to lefties who haven't unpacked their christian upbringing. sometimes motives don't matter!! who give a fuck why a politician wants to do a good thing? bitch the orphans don't!!

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“Good Ol’ Snoopy” by Charles M. Schulz (1958)

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real yearners miss people BEFORE they're gone

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the first rule of being on the internet is you should have other stuff going on, besides being on the internet

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What if you were watching porn that seemed totally normal and then at the end it hit you with this

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hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something

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ponderous guy whose pronouns are huh/hmm

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COLIN FIRTH as Mark Darcy in Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)

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the eyes of someone who just vomited carry a vulnerable acceptance to grief only known in portraits of saints

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We aren’t breaking up babe, we are on a break

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"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well ive spent all of my life searching the words of poets and saints and prophets and kings and now at the end all i know that ive learned is that all that i know is i dont know a thing