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dankeweeb

Dank + Anime = A Weird Weeb

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So ur with ur hony an ur makin out wen the dorbel rings an u open it an a big blak guy cums on ur dor then ur gurl ses 'tyrone-chan wtf ar u doin' an u look at ur girl like 'tyrone-chan' den she runs of screemin an tyron is like 'o shit nigga' an den u invite him in ur house but wat u dint kno is dat he wus a vamp an his arm wus missin so he givs u da succ an he turns into a litl blond girl wit yelo eys an cals u 'servant' so ur like 'EEHHHHH!?!?!' an ur anime ending shos up an ur like wtf so u go to the animininime produsers SHAFT an u tell dem 'wtf u baka' an den dey eet ur ass and season 69 of higurashi is up an ur laik 'cool' so u wach it an get oyashiro samas curse an u fukin die

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dankeweeb · 9 years ago

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Matthew is lauren confirm

So i found out one of my friends matthew is actually a demon called lauren. We found out about this when he first started acting strangely,giving out jew stars to people, liking satanic games like terraria, jerking off goats for satanic rituals, so we'd like all the feminists and disgusting slobs of tumblr (even though they're both the same thing) to join us to defeat lauren. All you have to do is donate one german oven and together we can defeat this monster

#demonsemen

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dankeweeb · 9 years ago

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