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Wes is annoying asf, amiright? 🙏

He has his moments.

Ya know he’s not a bad guy once you get used to him breaking into your house umpteen times to try n dig up dirt on a conspiracy theory. I’m getting used to him doing it. He’s like a pet at this point.

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*double coughs*

I hate this guy

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Yeah well throwing a insult battle with a 14 year old on tumblr sure proves it.

I hate this guy

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I know the first three letters of the alphabet!

Let’s see…A, B, F, U

Oh well, never mind you were right.

I hate this guy

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hiya Danny! Hope everything’s been going well!

If you had the chance, would you try to grow potatoes on mars, like in the Martian? If anyone could pull that off, I’d say it would be you.

Yes!

I could solve world hunger! Sam would be proud!

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Well, where should I start? I could write a list. I could put it in alphabetical order.

I hate this guy

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We all technically are just have a lot going on. Like for me it’s trying to stop Wes from sneaking into my room to grab my diary.

Slides into Existence

Hey, just letting you guys know I'm still around.

Phantom is Fenton

The world may be flat

Peace!

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Don’t we all.

I hate this guy

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Woohoo!

I asked my manager at work if I could have a few of the leftover tater tots. He told me they had my name written all over them, so...

I did it with my real name first, but I'm not sharing that here.

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I never said that.

can people stop shipping me with Phantom/Fenton? It’s really weird, I only fucked one of them and it’s kinda crossing my boundaries, thanks

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Let’s just say he’s knowledgeable in the cloning department.

can people stop shipping me with Phantom/Fenton? It’s really weird, I only fucked one of them and it’s kinda crossing my boundaries, thanks

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Ok I bet Plasmius is behind this.

can people stop shipping me with Phantom/Fenton? It’s really weird, I only fucked one of them and it’s kinda crossing my boundaries, thanks

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Imagine having a ginger stalker, a fan girl who hates you but not your other identity (who she’s a fan of), your bully, your 2 situationships (best friends), and MAYOR of your town (apparently.), and sometimes a child of a billionaire who you don’t even know (Any Wayne kid) as your love interests. Imagine.

I know…I need to go incognito for a while.

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Phantom, As @kyle-weston has mentioned... Why are all your romantic options... Uhm..

Sam Manson

Tucker Foley

Valerie Gray

Wes Weston(the conspiracy theorist?)

Dash Baxter(YOUR JOCK??)

Paulina

Red Huntress(The Town's Human Vigilante?)

Why do they all— how do I say this— they all sound like they could either kill you or beat you up which some of them already do— (Wes Weston?? @wes-weston-ghostly-blog you're a romantic interest? You're gay? I KNEW IT! I WON THE BET!!!)

Ok I’m confused

What the what now?

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Sure Vlad…

Sure…

Mayor Masters, it seems that Maddie's been looking for plutonium samples for the portal.

Oh goodie!! She's more then welcome to come by my office to get some! She doesn't even need to bring Jack or her kids, it shouldn't take long for her to receive it.

Actually, better yet, give me her number so I can... um... call her to let her know I've got plutonium samples, and so we can set up a meeting time for her to come by and receive it, preferably without Jack and the kids.

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Maybe you can explain this then?

Mayor Masters, it seems that Maddie's been looking for plutonium samples for the portal.

Oh goodie!! She's more then welcome to come by my office to get some! She doesn't even need to bring Jack or her kids, it shouldn't take long for her to receive it.

Actually, better yet, give me her number so I can... um... call her to let her know I've got plutonium samples, and so we can set up a meeting time for her to come by and receive it, preferably without Jack and the kids.

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I wouldn’t have asked. It sounds unpleasant.

Yo phantom you accept thirsts?

What are thirsts?