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imagine you're a 1/1 soldier hanging out with your other soldier buddies and an opponent casts like a cyclonic rift and you're like "haha guys back to the hand we go!" and they all turn and wordlessly give you the saddest look and you notice they're all named something like stalwart protector or legion initiate and you're just named soldier, and your skin starts to feel really thin and your insides feel hollow, and the cyc rift is moving down the stack and players are passing priority, you realize you're not even human like the others you're just a soldier. and then someone force of wills the cyc rift, and you're back to being fine, you untap, you're declared as an attacker, but you're a little more hesitant than normal because you know when you die there will be no grave for you

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being a queer person who really likes a m/f ship blows because the minute you step outside your painstakingly curated circle of t4t bisexuals you find out all the straight people are out here drawing your faves like this

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so called free thinkers when h-o-t t-o g-o you can take me hot to go

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Happy Pride Month, according to Google AI Achilles is a lesbian 💖😭

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I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message

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the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

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a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

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not super into the idea of being married but VERY into the idea of getting to say "this is my husband" or "gotta get home to my wife"

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You're just not toxic enough.

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possessive grocery store cashier boyfriend. "i saw you check your groceries out in someone else's aisle." #dark romance #booktok #alpha

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does anyone have that quote that goes something like 'white germans under the nazis lived just fine as long as they were loyal to the state, gave their children to the army, and paid their taxes, and in this sense many americans would be comfortable living under fascism' trying to find who said it but google is giving me jack shit

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I'm sorry but it was too good to disable RBs for so I'll take this hit personally

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I literally spit water all over my screen.