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my bf texted me a picture of a mysterious big black roach looking bug on the floor and hasn’t answered me since… rip

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i will never understand how someone can be gay and support trump like please educate me, he literally committed to repealing the right to same sex marriage tf

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To the men out there in relationships with abusive ass women, please leave her baby boy, you don’t deserve that treatment.

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Fuck your own food

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forgive yourself. whether you fail a test, eat too many cookies, say the wrong thing, fail a class, or spend a whole day in bed — learn to forgive yourself. the next day will be better. the next day will be a day closer to your next success. you can do it.

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A New York pigeon that shouts “Hey, I’m SQUAWKIN’ here!” at passers-by.

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just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

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leader of a trio of college kids waking past me at walmart: okay. mission number two, finding where the popcorn is.

his friend: wait, what was mission number one?

leader: fucking getting here, travis.

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Me: I don’t have the energy for this

Someone: For what?

Me: *gestures vaguely*

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Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.

Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.

It’s also totally FREE.

once again, it’s called CALM HARM

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@ august please be a little gentle with me I’m so tired

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me at the store: do i want some snacks? nah it’s ok

me at home: past me was a fucking dumbass

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‘Kobe’ is for accuracy, ‘Yeet’ is for distance.

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worms that make you cum