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You know who to vote 💖

Mr Sweeney by @potatus-et-molassus

Councillor Darek by @aurenflare

Definition of a sexyman: An often pathetic and/or evil man who is sexy (but perhaps not in the conventional sense)

Propaganda:

Mr Sweeney:

"What’s hotter than a guy who’s a bit of a bitch" anonymous

Councillor Darek: none

Want to submit propaganda? Do so here and it will be added in the next round!

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🚨🇵🇸 Urgent Appeal !! 🍉🚨

My name is Ahmed from Gaza. My house was completely destroyed. It became rubble. I lost everything, even our personal belongings, including clothes, furniture, refrigerators, washing machines and stoves.

I need your support so I can provide food, water, medicine and shelter for my children My wife is suffering and my children are hungry We are weak and I am helpless Please donate what you can Anything you can afford to help my grieving hungry family We have become homeless Searching for water, food and medicine

This is my house before and after the war??😭

My little girl was waiting to back to wear her dress and see her toys now she tell me that nothing is worth living... Help me give them back the clothes they lost...the toys they dream of...help me buy them the sweets and chocolates they were deprived of in this war... Idon't know when they will have a house where they can enjoy comfort and peace 😭 but i want back them their clothes , toys , health foods , and alot of sweet .. I so sad for my children and my wife whos crying all time ...😭😭😭

Life in Gaza Today:

💔 Overwhelming Loss: The pain of losing so many family members is impossible to describe.

🍽️ Barely Getting By: Even basic necessities like food and water are becoming harder to afford.

🏠 No Safe Shelter: Our homes, once our refuge, Now it is just rubble and scattered stones.

📚 Dreams on Hold: The pursuit of education and opportunities has been replaced by the constant fight for survival.

What We Need:

In these desperate times, even a small gesture can mean so much. A 5£ donation could provide us with food or water for a day. If you can’t donate, simply sharing our story could help us reach someone who can.

Your Support Gives Us Hope:

This isn’t just about financial help—it’s about knowing that someone, somewhere, cares. Your kindness can be a source of strength for us, a reminder that we’re not alone in this fight.

How You Can Help:

🙏 Donate if you can.

🙏 Share this post to spread the word.

🙏 Keep us in your thoughts and prayers.

I’m not asking for much—just a little hope, a little relief, and a chance to keep moving forward. Your generosity, in any form, can make a difference in ways you might not even imagine.

Thank you for taking the time to hear my story. Your kindness means more than words can express.

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Darek 💖

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Help me save my child from his serious illness, which could lead to the worst things if we do not treat the situation 🚨

I am Najwa Muqdad from Gaza, a mother of four young children. I have twins Ahmed and Mayar, and Al-Waleed and Mira.

Ahmed suffered from convulsions in his head and increased electricity after his birth. He was medication and had blood tests done every two months to ensure that his health was stable. He suffered from these convulsions in 2021. Due to the instability of the medication and the lack of its availability, we are facing difficulties in purchasing medications due to their high prices. Now life has become very difficult and the prices of medications have increased due to their scarcity. Things have become more difficult due to the lack of money and his expensive treatment, which led to its unavailability due to money. I hope that all donors and supporters will not forget Ahmed in the costs of his treatment and buying the appropriate medication and food for him. We also do not forget his brothers from the malnutrition that they suffered during this difficult period. I hope that everyone will pay attention to the matter and I was cut off from you for a period due to the health situation. I hope that this situation will be taken very seriously. The lives of my children are in grave danger and I hope that you will not suffer from what he suffered. May you always be safe and healthy for your children and loved ones. I hope that you will help in his treatment and stabilize his condition, which has worsened over time. Save Ahmed from this disease that has afflicted him, please.

Now we live in dilapidated tents, and my child is unable to

To endure

We are no longer able to provide the necessities of life. My family's future is completely destroyed. I can no longer live in Gaza. I want to leave it and treat my child outside the Gaza Strip, so I need $5,000 per person.

I hope everyone who watches my story will help me.

To get out of Gaza and find treatment and a better life for my children and family.

I am asking for help and I hope you will help me and donate to me

To save my life from death

Donate, even if 25$

I hope you can donate even $25, it would be great.

It will save my child's life

Donate to help Ahmed evacuate Gaza and help him

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councillor darek for the sexyman comp… best telekinesis on the council they say 😳 @camelspit

taglist! if u want to be added lmk 🫶@xanadaus @camelspit @purplesoup-lad-le @gay-otlc @fintancest @icantrememberwhoiwaslastdecember @an-ungraceful-swan @hydroflxwers

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Vote Daddy Darek 💖💖💖

stats under the cut (idk how to do stats 😭)

Councillor Noland

Ability: Vociferator

Elvin Skills: Unknown

Physical Strength: Unknown

Alden Vacker

Ability: Telepath

Elvin Skills: Unknown

Physical Strength: Unknown

POWER SCALE

unknown

weak

average

proficient

talented

extremely talented

mastery

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darek isn't a dilf come on man he isn't a dad. dad i'd like to fuck he literally doesn't even get past the FIRST requirement

I like to call him daddy 🤫

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You guys know who to vote 😉😘

stats under the cut (idk how to do stats 😭)

Councillor Oralie

Ability: Empath

Elvin Skills: Presumably Proficient

Physical Strength: Unknown

Councillor Darek

Ability: Phaser

Elvin Skills: Talented

*best telekinesis on the council, even beating out bronte who’s an ancient

Physical Strength: Unknown

POWER SCALE

unknown

weak

mediocre

proficient

talented

extremely talented

mastery

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"FR me watching him come out of his castle like 😳😳😳"

what you said ^^^ so you're stalking him???

No! I was there that day because Oralie had some questions about matchmaking (I'm under an NDA not to reveal more than this) and needed someone from the office to come answer her questions 💖

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any chance you’re actually married to fintan and don’t know it?

I'm pretty darn sure im not married to one of the biggest criminals in the world! 👍

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wait that means your husband knows that you want a divorce and that you have a *ahem* crush on darek, right? so like. what are his thoughts on that

My husband is perfectly fine with my attraction to Darek, but that is mostly because he himself seems to have a very bad crush on Fallon Vacker. He has yet to come out and tell me about it, but a few months ago when I was cleaning out the house I found his.. journals. If he ever decides to share this interest of his with me, I intend to fully support him!

As for the divorce, I don't think he feels much romantic attraction to me (and I don't think he ever really has) either and we're both sort of in the same boat of "I don't want a marriage but I don't want the scorn that comes with divorce, and you're not the worst person to be stuck with."

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it is i, one of your fellow matchmakers. since darek knows who you are i can just write a list for you with him on it

Thank you so much for the offer 😊 if he ever steps down from the council (and if I ever divorce my husband) I'll be sure to give you a call! 💖

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”I'm not a roleplayer but thank you!!! 💖 I am not a big blog so it always makes my day when people interact with my posts!! 🥰”

what you said ^^^ so you lied to us . . . how do i know you are even really a matchmaker . . . how do i know you even want darek . . .

I'm sorry it had to come out this way guys but.. I don't think Darek is sexy or a dilf. 😔

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Oh. you’re Katie

no 💖 going to be so real w you im @camelspit.

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what the fuck is this blog

(Not judging, do what you want, but genuinely what the fuck)

This blog is a bit of a diary for me. I like to write my thoughts down, and they just happen to be mostly about Darek 😊. Whether you or anyone interacts with my posts is entirely your business.

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Are you okay if I blatantly rip your blog off but with a different councillor?

Yes! 😊

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You're actually @myfairkatiecat's cat.

I don't like cats.